I am truly shocked that we have made this silly podcast for two whole years! And that we have people who listen! Thanks to all of you who’ve been hanging out with us every Thursday! And look at this incredible artwork from @enabuns.bsky.social !!!
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Hey #carrotcrew, listen to @enterprisesplain.bsky.social to hear @firstflightpod.bsky.social Chris and Abby give Season 3 Two truths and a lie. It's the Podcast Mashup we needed🖖😎
Phlox to T'Pol: "You and I, the only aliens on board this vessel..."
(smash-cut to Suliban clinging to ceiling)
Incredible
It’s an OK Friday at best, let’s not get carried away
Last week @enterprisesplain.bsky.social asked: "Who do you think would win in a fight? The Enterprise crew or the Rocinante crew?" Let's break it down crew member by crew member. 🧵
I cannot recommend this series highly enough. So much fun!
In space no one can hear you Teams.
"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."
The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
Trekkies, I have "Faith of the Heart" on repeat in my head... and I can't believe that the helmsman is Travis Mayweather IRL. Especially in these times. 🖖🏾
Victor Glover is not only on track to become the first person of color to ever leave low Earth orbit, he is also currently *piloting* #ArtemisII
Jamie: Putting the Ass in Duras! But I don't know if ESO will let us use the word "ass" Maybe: Space Bermuda Triangle! Maria: Girl. It's Spermuda Triangle Jamie: We are not calling the episode Spermuda triangle. I am putting my foot down on this one. Eric says we should call it "Spermuda Triangle (because it's in space)!" Maria: SPERMUDA TRIANGLE OR NOTHING I DIE ON THIS HILL
The EnterpriseSplaining crew arguing over what to name our episode about the Star Trek Enterprise episode The Expanse
I mean. They make a solid point. #deadloch
Just a reminder of that time Gene Roddenberry said that he wished he had had gay sex, believed everyone was on some level bisexual, wanted LGBT rep on Trek & hoped he was “not male or female”, aka nonbinary in modern parlance. Anyways, tell me how Roddenberry would consider a gay Klingon bad?
NEW: This new report, from BBC, is the best takedown of the insanity of Trump you will see anywhere.
Calm, coherent and repeating only Trump’s own words. Devastating.
Brilliant work once again from Roz Atkins.
(🎥 BBC News)
Hundreds of people have won an Oscar. But only one person has ever had 17 nominations and lost all of them. It’s been a long road, but she finally did it! Diane Warren, the writer of Faith of the Heart, broke a new Oscar record tonight with her 17th loss!
Screen on a card that says “smile and talk to people Find good things in people Tell them the good things Do this all the time
Life lessons from @rifftrax.com #thefunofmakingfriends #dothisallthetime
Appreciate you taking that bullet, Jamie!
Happy pi day to all who circlebrate!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode First Flight showing Archer in the foreground looking angry, with a bruised face. Trip his behind him on his right, holding him back, and a woman with red curly hair is standing to their left, looking concerned with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: First Flight. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “The Wrong Stuff!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
We're on a second contact mission in today's episode, revisiting the Star Trek ENT episode First Flight along with astronomer @noisyastronomer.com, who joined us to help us make sense of the dark matter nebula, Archer’s daddy issues, and deep dive into every item on Trip's bookshelf.
How DARE you come into my house and look at my shelves of notebooks?!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode First Flight showing Archer in the foreground looking angry, with a bruised face. Trip his behind him on his right, holding him back, and a woman with red curly hair is standing to their left, looking concerned. with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: First Flight. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “The Wrong Stuff! (feat. Nicole Gugliucci)”
New episode is out today on #startrekENT's “First Flight,” otherwise known as The Right Stuff but with added crimes and daddy issues. Plus, our guest @noisyastronomer.com joined us, mainly so they could sigh dramatically at every mention of dark matter, which was surely all scientifically accurate.
Lots of very good information and some great quotes from @jeymccreight.bsky.social in this piece about the science of sex and gender and how it’s being twisted by the Trump administration to justify policies that hurt or could even kill trans people.
This is AMAZING!!!
"These are shitty Borg... They're like Temu Borg." - line from @uajamie.bsky.social killed me dead.
I would trust us even less after this - the Duck Penis Debacle of 2026. #duckpenisgate
Nobody needed this, Jamie.