Picture of Wong next to a red circle showing a social media profile of Wong with his real name and photo. Caption: WHY IS HE TELLING THE TRUTH?
Posts by Bad Marvel Memes
Ankha or whatever that pharoah cat from animal crossing is called superimposed onto Hela (Hela's horns covered up by bowling pins from the bowling alley strike animation meme): You can't defeat me. Thor missing an eye: I know. but they can. A bunch of portals from avengers endgame's climactic battle with a bunch of variations of uncanny Mr. Incredible coming out, also some dog sitting on a chair. Watermark of a cartoon baby in the corner with the text: This meme was made by... MINORS!
The PRONOUNISHER driving a truck, about to run Spider-Man over while saying: WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS
Happy Hogan's face is poorly cropped and pasted onto a picture of Moon Knight holding some guy's neck, with a faint watermark on his shoulder saying (MOON KNIG [sic] RANDOM SHITPOSTING HAPPY: Give me the CHEESEBURGERSTONY Black and White Robert Downey Jr.'s face badly pasted onto a picture of professor hulk holding out a taco, but with a cheeseburger badly shopped onto his hand: Take the CHEESEBURGERS REDDIT NATION Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange winking pasted over Thanos' head: You could not live with your own failure, NEVER MESS WITH THE REDDIT NATION AGAIN. (There's a circular watermark emblem of the reddit icon on the right of the image that says THIS IS NOT MY CREATION I STOLE IT) BLACK AND WH
Jacob Batalon (Ned Leeds actor) looking sharp posing in a suit above the headline CEO OF SEX is dropping 3 NEW POSITIONS + NEW GENDER
Tom Holland in a Spider-Man suit: SERIOUSLY A PURPLE GUY? Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Yourdemeanor is that of a pouty child." He sits back in his throne, grinning at how utterly owned Spider-Man must be. Spider-Man surrounded by the avengers: YOU CALLED ME BOY! Thanos grimaces in annoyance
Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts sticking her hand into a metal tube embedded into Tony Stank's Chest, both of them grimacing, her out of disgust, him out of pain and fear Pepper is labelled "Me" and Tony is labelled "Last Pringle in the Pringles Can"
cw body horror. I guess. it was in the first movie
Hulk from Avengers 1 throwing a tantrum labelled: "Pokémon who call themselves Falinos/Falinas" Professor Hulk looking embarassed labelled: "Educated Falinx who use gender neutral language" Steve Rogers and Ant-Man staring at him labelled: "My roommates" Tony Stank looking off to the side labelled: "My FtM Gallade" THIS WAS NOT POSTED BEFORE IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT
Happy pokemon champions release
*All dialogue in this uses the font for some marvel comic logo I don't remember which one* Tom Holland's Spider-Man: WHAT ABOUT THOR? Nick Fury: OFFWORLD. Spidey: CAPTAIN MARVEL? Some agent character don't remember the name: UNAVAILABLE. Spidey: HOTEL? Black and white Rober Downey Jr. under a fisheye lens: TRIVAGO
Uncle Aaron putting his hand on his nephew Miles' shoulder, both heavily JPEG artifacted: IMA GET YOU THE [battle pass] MILES Miles, still low quality: THANK YOU UNCLE AARON High Resolution Uncle Aaron holding something: I Got you the [battle pass] miles Miles wearing a spider-man shirt, holding his hands up, looking up in surprise as if it couldn't be done, this is also a high quality screenshot
Snyder Superman: BACK IN YOUR BOOMTUBE DICK SEED Darkseid: IT'S DARK SEID Superman and the justice league seen through a portal: OH BURN NICE ON CLARK WHAT A DOUCHE
*picture of Spider-Man PS4 sticking to a wall, water badly overlayed on the image up to his neck* CAPTION: 6yo me in a corner of the swiming [sic] pool
idk some bionicle or something: WHEN YOU BRING LOKI INTO WARFRAME AND IT ENDS IN A SARYN BODY President Loki: DE SORRY MY MISTAKE
Who said anything about mcu
J. Jonah Jameson: It's a PNG, I swear! Green Goblin choking him out with a non transparent jpeg of a hat on his head: You're lying! There's a little watermark on JJ that says @eddiebrock2007
TONY STANK'S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN EACH MOVIE Iron Man: The Truth is... I am AFRAID OF MY OWN PENIS Iron Man 2: I am AFRAID OF MY OWN PENIS The PENISand I are one. Iron Man 3: One thing you can't take away I am AFRAID OF MY OWN PENIS Avengers Endgame: And I... Am... AFRAID OF MY OWN PENIS
Professor Hulk: YOU'RE DUMB AND STUPID I HOPE YOU DIE Tony Stank, smiling: OH YEAH? I HOPE YOU GET BANNED FROM REDDIT Regular Hulk, staring: *REALIZATION SETS IN* Hulk, suddenly screaming: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT F*CKING NOW!!!!! Tony Stank: I'M SORRY BRO I WENT TOO FAR Hulk, smiling: THANKS
CAPTAIN STEVE ROGERS: Aren't you a little young to e an Avenger? Spider-Man: Shut the fuck up Tony and Rhodey look on, flabbergasted
TONY STANK: Peter, for your hirthdav I bought you cancer TOM HOLLAND AS PETER PARKER: I can just put my balls in a microwave TONY: Wait... you just wanted testicular cancer PETER: Yes... Why? What did you buy me? TONY: *takes sunglasses off* ... TONY: twitter
Thanos looking down at a pot. Caption on top right: WHAT WAS HE COOKING?
TONY STANK IN RED ARMOR: I am... Red Ranger. Thanos: Yes I can... see that. TONY STANK IN BLUE ARMOR: And I... am... Blue Ranger. Thanos: OMG They're all gonna do that. TONY STANK IN GREEN ARMOR: And I... am Green Ranger. Thanos: You're wearing the damn color! UGHHH TONY STANK IN YELLOW ARMOR: And I... am... Yellow Ranger. Thanos: AAARRRRGGHH JUST F***KING KILL ME ALREADY! The watermark says POOP CULTURE INDIA
TOM HOLLAND: Sorry I'm late! I was doing your mom ZENDAYA: I'm watching EXTREMELY CORRUPTED, ARTIFACTED, CREEPY PICTURE OF JERMA HOLDING HIS HEAD WITH A PSYCHOTIC SMILE Tony Stank smiling with a gun pointed at him: *laughing* Pete, your girlfriend is awesome! BLACK AND WHITE ROBERT DOWNEY JR: I was held at gunpoint to agree with these incestual actions. I do not condone any of events occuring in the image above.
Thor screaming I SKIN INFANT BABIES!!!
So long as this account is mostly digging up the classics I might as well post the keystone bad marvel meme as is
(some white kid grimacing. who is this. smosh? fred? justin bieber? I don't care. they all look the same to me) SCARY FACTS: There was no MINECRAFT in 2002! Thanos looking surprised: Bro What?!
Thor and korg standing next to a stick figure for some reason
TONY STANK: I love you 3000. DR. STRANGE: kill yourself immedately e.
Dr. Strange smiling smugly Caption: ME: OH YEAH? YOU REMIND ME OF ANTI REDDIT NATION. NOT MUCH VALUE
(picture of Captain Steve Rogers standing next to the sun in space. He's absolutely huge, completely dwarfing the sun) Caption: Nahhh this the biggest cap I ever seen (skull emoji) (skull emoji)
MCU WHEN IT WAS GOOD: Captain Steve Rogers: I love my country! Tony Stank: I use my money to bomb the middle east! Thor: I had sexual relations with mjolnir! Black Widow: I don't have a dad Hawkeye: #Hawkee Hulk: HULK SMASH! Spider-Man: My superpower is strength! MCU NOW: Captain Steve Rogers: I love penis! Tony Stank: I use my money to help handicapped people! Thor: I had sexual relations with a man! Black Widow: I have a hot commie dad Hawkeye: #COCKGUY She-Hulk: HULK TRANSGENDER! Spider-Man: My superpower is my dumptruck ass! Deadpool: What the hell?! Get this gay shit out of here!