Well, there's a saying where I come from. May you be blessed by the world breaking you. May you survive the blessing and break the world.

midnight burger?? i need you to chill fr - also i really want a midnight burger themed tattoo by now

i need midnight burger to stop making me cry fr, this is just getting out of hand

purchased a heated clothes horse today, i am moving up in the world 💅

2024 was a shitshow of a year huh?

yeah! you wont believe when the doctor turns into a seagull to attack the chip shop down the road from the local tardis bus stop, was fucking mad!

i for one am delighted i get to think of the shareholders this christmas

nothing says holiday spirit like a dinner table full of passive aggressive comments about my life choices and fully aggressive comments about how you can’t say anything anymore 😍

i’m going to start using this 😠

here now 👋