The one thing I miss about working at a gas station was the daily car spotting.

I've been packing and cleaning all week. Taking a little break today to sip some wine, get naked and listen to 311 under the fan.

Don't think I could top this thrift store find

I have no idea what I'm doing for my birthday. It's on an inconvenient day for most people to go out at night this year.

Got called unc when I showed my ID today and idk how to feel about that. I'm not even 30 yet 😭

It's always funny hearing disco hangover in 80's commercials

Bro said the "Donna Goudeau shooting range" 😭

This still goes hard af

It sucks because I made a few plans this week that'll have to be cancelled now, but it could be worse. At least I can afford to fix it and I'm not somewhere that's unfamiliar to me.

Coolant return lines and transmission lines have left the chat. Rusted through and took the bottom of the radiator with it 🙃

Oh cool, there's no coolant in my radiator or reservoir.

Guess I'll be figuring that out today lol

Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA

"Will pass smog" then smog it like the state of California requires you to as a part of the sale. You're not fooling anybody bruh.

Not the cowboy killers 😭

Don't act like you don't know why you have temp tags, it's because of the hidden engine code fault. You haven't owned it for years, you've owned it for weeks. Fuckin lying ass bitch.

Buying a used car in California is unnecessarily stressful. Everyone's shady as fuck, trying to unload their ticking time bombs and clapped out shit.

The seller never titled it in their name either, so there's even an extra owner not listed. I hate curbstoners, if it's not in your name and you're selling it, I'm not buying it dawg. Shady as fuck.

Jesus, banged up and passed around like a collection plate. Looks like this one's a no.

The car market is grim rn, I'm telling ya

Ah yes, the ol body filler quarter panel

gentle giant album cover

furries don't even say anything when they see your vape anymore, they just look at you like this

#superdisccdrom

Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like.

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My windshield weatherstripping on the top flew off and started flapping on the highway 😭😭

I get that people want/need money, but if you would have told me to meet sooner, I would have. Hence why I gave you a blank calendar to pick out the time/day.

If I tell you I'd like to buy something from you at your earliest convenience, you give me a time and date, then just sell it from under me...

What do you gain from that? And why? I do not understand these mfs, I put the whole ass ball in your court and you still fumbled 😭

The "bear suit turned insurance fraud" case will never not be funny to me lmao

Maybe I'm just getting old, but most of this just looks like a stomachache

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS RUSHING TO GET OUTSIDE NANCY: I MUST RUN OUT AND SEE MY FAVORITE SIGHT P2-NANCY IS WATCHING A FULL MOON RISE OVER THE YUMM’S CONE CO. FACTORY P3- NANCY IS STILL WATCHING THE MOON RISE OVER THE ICE CREAM CONE FACTORY P4- NANCY: WOW.. WHAT A DELICIOUS SIGHT THE MOON HAS MOVED OVER THE FACTORIES GIANT DISPLAY OF AN ICE CREAM CONE, SO THE MOON LOOKS JUST LIKE A GIANT SCOOP OF ICE CREAM SITTING ON TOP

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 14,1853