Is the secret "ridiculous D&D takes"? bc that's what I'm here for

Ah, going out on the boat. It's like driving around an empty parking lot, but somehow also significantly more expensive.

My wife said "oh, I want to go on a road trip through New Zealand. But can I do it without someone chasing me?"

a game where the prime mechanic is looking at train schedules with normies? So it's just people getting confused and yelling at each other?

The postdocs yearn for the mines

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

Nice sweatshirt. Go Bils

When our boiler kicks off, it sighs in exactly the same register as My oldest sons voice, whose bedroom is on the same floor. Took me years to realize it wasn't him.

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This is maybe the funniest social media argument I've ever read

always a banger

Copyright is cooked (and has been for a long time. Thanks, Disney)

Every time someone talks about self serve analytics, I'm like "look, 60-70%of my job is translating what people SAY they want data-wise into what they really want (and explaining that the delta either be wrong or will add an extra 9 months of work)". Until AI can solve that problem...

It started off fun, with lots of nerdy in jokes. A few seasons in, it just devolved into people being hateful to each other.

This is the right response.

Nothing like living at the intersection of 3 niche hobbies: being a maker, fancy backpacks, and old time music

I mean, 10¢ on the dollar is still $90M+, which is BONKERS

I was like "never heard this before, but it's a solid Creep remix" till I skipped to 1:45 and immediately shifted to "oh. Yeah. That."

And voice

TBF, I'm enough of a fan to be like "oh yeah, that's Radiohead! Good call!" when they come on, and I also couldn't hum anything except Creep. But that's kind of their thing?

That pickup, though! Right at home in a wood paneled basement, collecting dust bc it sounds like your aunt's sneezes.

Full brimmed hats look great, but dang they're miserable for modern travel. Which is a total bummer b/c they're so awesome.

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I just assumed that was jargon for "a normal bagel". Garg. You're gonna make me look it up.