hand pointing at distant ninja on cliff

yonder

yeah, the use case here appears to be more along the lines of "notifications appear in front of your eyeballs until a car hits you and knocks off your Spy Kids 3 ass glasses"

smartphones are the last piece of tech the average person is ever going to need. it’s a camera and computer you can take anywhere. since then we’ve come up with ”take parts of the phone and shove them into glasses or your body”

Biggled Jet Airliner
Don't carry me too far away

Mark Carney would be a really unsubtle name for a wrestler

the story being tagged ‘Concord’ really tells you everything here

beekeepers when there’s a small hole in the netting

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

bluesky service status A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos

fear.

they’re not gonna be able to fix the site today. they’re too shaken up by my post i feat

nice fuckin website you got here!! Oh wait, oh holc on for just a moment, it isn t!!!!!!!!!

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

It is your moral imperative to pay artists directly and then pirate everything you need. You have no control over the levers of power. You will not shift the needle on copyright or consumer law. Trust in your friends and VPN endpoints that exit in jurisdictions that cannot be subpoenaed (Spain)

i’m

boosting the engagement on my enemy’s posts as a form of warfare

we’ve actually transitioned our newspaper very successfully to the web. every one of our articles gets 3 million+ clicks, and then we piss off 2.99 million of them with a paywall. we’ve stopped writing more than just headlines since almost no one can read it anyway

guy who became irrelevant a decade ago: Eating garbage is fun and healthy

it’s not my computer slowing them down so what’s their excuse. what’s wrong with their computer

Pain! at the Pump

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

you can’t fool me. this came out years ago

The music. The emotional beats. The characters. The entire journey… I didn’t expect to be this deeply emotionally touched by the story themes… This story came into my life at a time I need it most, so I will always love it 💜 [Final Fantasy XIV screenshot] [Separate tweet by Santana Abraxas/slime-golem.biz] Elfs are perverts and wear pointed hats and steal babies. Height of a milk pail.

the Beatles‘ catalogue has received more study than the writings of the founding fathers combined. they’re the most famous and influential group in history. and yet, to this day, no one knows what the fuck Lennon was going for on Come Together

Screenshot of incoming call from Bimbo Bakeries USA (real not doctored)

Finally

getting my second text of the day

somebody wake his ass up and dispatch him to the Lexmark corporation, armed

Johannes Gutenberg i would kick your ass if you were alive. the printers don’t work johannes. Printers don’t fucking work right

but they allow us poor commoners to ponder subjects like Who wore it better. and is brangelina back on