I’ve discovered that the best way to teach your kid how to hit a baseball is to just throw it directly at them.

Hay, hay, hay!

I’m all in for Croatia in Eurovision 😳 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_3

Also a solid approach for marriage IMO

My Simply Measured cofounder and I were lucky enough to get to prototype on top of what should have been Annotations and goddamn were there some fun things that we were gonna do… sigh…

An Early Look At Twitter Annotations Or, "Twannotations" | TechCrunch During a presentation in London today, Twitter engineer Raffi Krikorian offered up an early glimpse of what Twitter's highly anticipated new annotations feature (or, as he refers to them at one point "Twannotations") will look like. "Threw together a quick, and extremely preliminary view on what @twitterapi has been working on — and what I feel has the ability of being a game-changer on the platform — Annotations," he writes on his Posterous blog. Krikorian also posted his deck, which I'll embed below. Of note, Krikorian says that every tweet annotation will have a "type," and each type can have several attributes. This information will apparently have same "visibility policy" as tweets themselves, which seems to mean "public" unless you set your account to private.

Some X Twitter person is about to have a panic attack about the rise and fall of Annotations. The downfall of that feature really marked the beginning of the end… https://techcrunch.com/2010/05/08/twitter-annotations

Everyone’s all like “this data point is just too hard to dismiss” but then I’m like… have you met my mother?

Do I have to just show my naked ass to get engagement on here? How does this work.

Listening to Eurovision 2023 while the 6-year-old farts and pretends that she doesn’t have to take a huge shit. Parenting rocks.

Forest says what up girl. He has a college degree. Thinking Wall Street but only went to Dartmouth.

Do you ever just like, scream? And if so does that also happen more often the closer it is to Eurovision.

Rejecting reality is not a strategy.

This whole place has a real "the summer concert festival at a winery with the bands you liked 20-30 years ago" but for gen-x/early millennial internet people.

Alf died so that I can live

This is better than LinkedIn.

Soy sauce/tiny dipping bowls FTW here. Bonus points if you actually pull the teabag out yo drink with chopsticks live on Zoom.

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