Lifting while listening to The Smiths: sad, boyish, incel-adjacent

Lifting while listening to Chris Isaak: melancholic, manly, probably looks great in blue jeans and a ribbed tank

That I can do!!

Would that I could

Calling a business within ten minutes of opening should put you on an Obama-style drone strike kill list

Different when the parents are Mexican

Where did this happen?

Smooth is fast!

Dual reconquista now! Southern USA back to Mexico, Southern Spain back to the caliphate

Daniel is great, but as far as I know they don’t own a gun

All of your suffering can end on Tuesday

Thank you for your support in this difficult time

Cut my hair too short and it turns out my head is kinda lumpy

I’m a man w very few personal enemies, yet somehow they’ve all converged at the Ottobar holiday market

Where is still doing a buck-a-shuck?

😬

Talia (white) said that my mom & I (Mexican) talk about my sister’s bf’s family from Ohio (white) using Noble Savage tropes

That and being able to say that they’d done something humanitarian to the most credulous dummies who will read about it being built, never read about who built it, what that person made, and how quickly it fell apart

The point is that whether the pier worked or not was completely immaterial. It’s not conspiratorial to think that they have the technology to make a working pier, so since they didn’t do that, AND the contract to build the non-functional pier was very lucrative, the point was the profiteering.

Not in this case tho

That’s the point

What do you play?

How old do you think I have to be before I can start bringing my own chopsticks to non-Asian restaurants & have it be considered “eccentric” as opposed to “freakish”??

First dance at my wedding!! We wanted to pick something from Nostalgia Ultra bc we listened to that mixtape so much when we got together, but literally all of those songs are so sad 😭

Accurate. Diplomatic. She’s a genius.

@rudbeckia.bsky.social have you seen?

Pains me to say this bc I love Rachel Weiss, but the show was no good imo

It went very poorly at first, but I managed to turn it around. I will say that it shocking to me how almost everytime I get into it w a Zionist they act like it’s my first time hearing the Zionist perspective, while having obviously never engaged w the anti-Zionist perspective themselves.

Thought my hemorrhoids had gone away but then I got the flu & my coughing exacerbated them immensely & now ever time I cough my asshole feels like it’s being torn open

…yeah. She’s really cool otherwise, and I don’t think has ever really been pressed on the issue and has shifted left on basically everything else, but…

Yeah, given the framing, I’m worried it’s not gonna go well, but we shall see.