Heard from Anthony Scaramucci tonight, bloody interesting and entertaining. Emily could barely get a word in edgeways.

We’re probably not supposed to, but I don’t like this version of Zoe in #stenders

the good old days etc

Beefy Botham on sky news.

TERRIBLE

LimeWire, now revived as an NFT marketplace, has acquired the Fyre Festival brand.

I was not ready to be hit with this triple whammy of "that's still a thing?"

Erm

Did he say he doesn’t know Peter Mandlelson?!!

BETH

I know everyone’s quick to judge but can’t begin to imagine being in Kier’s position

Gawd this is awful

Post a female character you love

Roll up roll up get your Lefties half price

SNORTED

and I guess it was slightly easier, as half the stuff I was just taking out of one suitcase and putting into another. But still.

Kinda taken away the shine that for the first time in 40 odd years, I’ve actually fully packed the night before a flight. AND I know the code to open it again (different smaller suitcase).

Yes I’m going away again.

Fuck me, that video

MADE IT

Imagine forgetting the pin to your suitcase just after you close it and have to then cut through it with a knife to transfer everything you’ve neatly packed to an old suitcase that’s seen better days, then the Lizzie Line is down and you might miss your flight. Though.

the most wonderful time of year etc

The beauty advent calendar ads have arrived.

So he hasn’t then?

People that refer to anything as ‘the business end’ #names

I went to the proms tonight and kept one AirPod in my ear to listen to extra time and penalties like a ruddy bloody bloke at a wedding.

Bank Holiday tomorrow yeah?

What an awful man.

I guess it must work, but all it makes me do is go ‘Oh fuck off’ and go and buy it somewhere else

The mad price inflating Amazon thing does the day after you’ve put something in ‘Saved for later’, then reduce it again a few days later - do they think we won’t notice?

Treated myself to a little Pret delivery. Definitely didn’t order more to make it look like I was ordering for two people.

Trump immortalized fat JD Vance meme

Trump posted this, but more importantly we’d like to remind everyone these posts get saved into the library of congress so people hundreds of years from now can also view them. Trump just included the fat JD Vance meme into that record.