Tuned in to the USWNT game and surprised at the lack of baby Gigi coverage.

Phil runs to Kelsy to thank him for saving his job. #rctid

Third in the league for saves doesn't seem like it would be a bad thing for the intl prospects. On paper, at least.

Who knew that "moving fast and breaking things" isn't as efficient as "measure ten times and cut once...then measure it once more to be sure" when it comes to spaceflight?

Oh, right. NASA.

It’s got to smell better than Apollo, but good lord…

I was JUST about to ask that!

I did too, but that’s because I knew it was going to rain and didn’t want the pollen to turn into paste.

Hey it’s generally considered polite to let people *exit* the spacecraft before boarding. Just like an elevator or subway.

Forgive me a moment of spite amid the moonjoy: suck it, Elon.

what do you MEAN my flight will be late, i just watched something from THE MOON land on time

"We've been trying to reach you about your space capsule's extended warranty..."

Asking if they are pushing the PTT button is like asking if they know how to use the radio. 😂

Maybe just try knocking?

Yes. The access we’ve had through this whole mission has been amazing.

Thank god. That was so stressful for a genXer.

That main chute deployment was… eep.

I think NASA is trying to hypnotize us.

Like I just told someone else… I’m full of wonder and excitement and terror.

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If you did not enjoy today, then call your reps and senators tomorrow and say this 👇

I understand congress to be a pretty stressful job, so here are some tips for our elected representatives.

What does “enough is enough” actually mean? This is a statement just telling us what we already know.

For what it’s worth, I called Rep Bynum’s office and urged her to join the other dems in calling for the 25th to be enacted. Her staffer told me they were getting a lot of calls today.

Four round ceramic pendants with different moon designs in the wet clay stage.

Making moon pendants because the moon is the one positive thing happening.

Shoulda gone to the Canucks game.

The Charlie Brown and Lucy football gag. Charlie Brown is the Timbers. The football is 3 points. Lucy is also the Timbers.

Oh right. I have something for this. #RCTID

FFS

If I were on Artemis II, I’d be holding a vote right now about maybe not coming back.

Ok, but her work is on TV weekly.

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REMINDER: Today is April 1st. You cannot believe most of what you read on the internet today.

Also, this is true everyday. Now you know.

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Just saying If you’re looking for a live action TV show, based on a book series from the 90s, by an island nation based author, w/ Magic powers, & has been adapted but is looking to update for new audiences.
But instead of a terf, has an author that includes multiple beloved trans characters……