The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars
• It will be turned into a parody site of itself
• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families
“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"
(via Variety)
Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer
Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-to...
Bandcamp has banned AI music 🎧
"Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp"
How so? Won't hosting a show like this on YouTube just allow more people to watch it? After all, fewer and fewer people have cable every year, so it only makes it harder for casual audiences to watch the Oscars. Why would its move to YouTube be negative?
TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!
TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!
*SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK*
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥
𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓
I really don't need a brand to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. Send me a coupon or send me nothing
That's so awesome!!! I'm very very happy for you, that's so cool!!
Yes, you gotta speak out about what's going on and what you believe in so this is perfectly fine
Cobb Vanth my goat
Still waiting for precedented times.
I love how dramatic they are with the headline on this one
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-ne...
LETS HOPE THAT basic empathy IS THE NEXT PANDEMIC
Tis the Season!
Very very cool!! I hope that goes wonderfully!
It sounds worth it to me, but that's obviously your choice. Best of luck with this!
I'm watching that documentary "Before Stonewall" about gay history pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting. The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed psychologists, a police officer, and one "known homosexual". The "known homosexual" is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson. So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there's nothing wrong with him mentally and he's never been arrested. When asked whether he'd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether his family knows he's gay, he says that they didn't up until tonight, but he guesses they're going to find out, and he'll probably be fired from his job as well. So of course the host is like ... why are you doing this interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says "I think that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself." 1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium. Despite the pseudonym, Dale's boss did indeed recognize him from the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten a new job at a higher salary. Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further. It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that, but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson's disclosure had a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the U.S.
Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.
I love you Travis 👨
TRAVIS I’LL GET YOU, WE WILL ALL GET YOU
I saw Superman.
What a phenomenal movie.
Kindness IS Punk
Hi everyone I'm gonna try and use this place more, I kinda forgot about it 💀
If people show up, I'll post more Poorly Drawn Waterparks content, I just wanna make sure there's an audience for it
A Quora post asking the question, “Since God is American, why hasn't there been an American pope?”
Bet the guy who asked this four months ago is having a good day
I do this with albums. I had the urge to listen to my beloved Waterparks' FANDOM on repeat for a few days.
Then I listened to The Wrecks' new album INSIDE : since it came out on Friday.
Today, I've been listening to INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY on repeat for its birthday. I love albums on repeat
I love the new song so much!! It's all I've listened to since it came out, it's so beautiful
Dawgs
So cool
