We'll be offering continental breakfasts until we can find a cook who can get here by 6 a.m. without acting like such a goddamn baby.

Light the rhetorical fire Jon. It’s ready and aching to blaze

As a former little league coach, the only advice I’d give to you moms and dads coaching your own teams is to let Andrew keep chewing on his glove out there in right field. It’s not hurting anyone and he doesn’t have much else to do. Also, use Three Stooges bits for steal signs

If I toed you once…

A woman is lying supine with her eyes closed on a slab marked Snow White. A man wearing a cloak is poised holding an air horn.

An old favourite

Should be part of his next test.

Picture of Christopher Reeves as Superman.

Here's a picture of me looking like a nurse. 😶

Fuck you I didn't repost this du Arschkeks. (you asscookie, in german)

"This is a new piece, it reflects feelings of neglect, abandonment and broken promises. I call it "WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINNER '"

Never say never say never, ever.

"You've been charged with being cool as shit. How do you plead?"
"Guilty, your honor."
"Bailiff, give this man a Baja Blast and drop him off at the nearest arcade with a cup full of whatever coins we in Ireland put in arcade games."

and with a dash of Yeats

Man are you high? or just bought

Hungarians show the world how to defeat fascism in 2026

ETTD

Beautifully written essay by Katrina Vandenberg

Thank you for posting

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Appreciate it. I will.

Was this photo used on a Big Star album cover?

Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍👍🏼

Tailor Bird sews leaves together with plant fibre to form its nest!

I don’t think Pete Hegseth’s henchman yelling at the papal ambassador to the US is going to intimidate this Pope.

Do exactly what you accuse the other side of doing. Then assault the truth with a hammer. Straight up Goebbels.

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

Speaker Johnson, we are calling on you to bring the House back to DC IMMEDIATELY!

The Cabinet needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. But Congress can’t just sit on its hands and wait for that to happen when the President is threatening to commit war crimes TONIGHT.

Five cats walk towards a ground-level camera, three looking directly into the lens.

♫ When you’re a Pet
♫ You’re a Pet all the way

Queen BUMBLEBEES - HELP THEM OUT!
A vital thread concerning bumblebee queens at this time of year!
Please #repost.
Likes are nice but #shares impact!
EVERY QUEEN BUMBLEBEE THAT SURVIVES GETS TO ESTABLISH A NEST which otherwise would not happen.
Let me explain.
1/11
#bees #love
#nature #bumblebees

Please control your cat from social media....