Leafs exec: how much do they charge for that?

Ah, so not the booze Wild Turkey then.

How did the police piece it together?

So interesting. Is this from before he started making music?

I’m right there with him: yeah, leave her alone, damn right. And then he adds, “they said.” Jesus.

Airplane! _ It's Classified YouTube video by Michael

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This is a job for @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social.

Bonus bodega blep.

Doesn’t that mean midwife should be startwife?

With you on the Pope Leo thing, but betting on the guys in the Sox hats didn’t go so well back in 1919.

I almost always have a little with me.

An experience that unites all of humanity.

Those distorted titles were transmitted directly from the Philadelphia tracon.

Leave the American; take the poutine.

“Last cold you will ever have.”

There was I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter and Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific. What other product names were full sentences?

Wild: ““We’ve had cases where, once we treated them, patients that never wanted alcohol started to crave it,” he said. Sometimes those patients do begin drinking, to satisfy the cravings, and may need to enter an alcohol use disorder treatment program.”

Combination personal trainer and Ghost of Metabolism to Come, that’d do the trick.

In the room! Now it makes sense.

“Fuck all” has a nice ring to it.

I would like to have these on my ears so I can hear human speech at the same time something else is producing 0.00001 decibels of noise.

The Maestro of Malice.

Is this post … in character?

Don’t be so coy.

What about a sole fish?

It’s not even a good insult. Maple syrup is delicious.

Jeremy Swayman would like a word.

Judging by season numbers, House Hunters began its run in the late Pleistocene.

Loofing your toof for your counfry.

There’s room for a full-time Patrick O’Brian quote account around here.