"OK, lemme have a pound of the Haskervilles," Numquit instructed the butcher...

Felix was booked as Quenotte Speaker at the opening ceremony of the French Juvenile Dentistry Associaton. 'Twas an honor!!

"OK, lemme have a pound of the Haskervilles," Numquit instructed the butcher.

Felix was booked as Quenotte Speaker at the opening ceremony of the French Juvenile Dentistry Associaton. 'Twas an honor!

Chocolate sprinkles of the damned!!

Chocolate sprinkles of the damned!

gotcha!

blown a gasket!

exactly

they're all colons that lot

U haul it!

DidYouKnow - The incantation "abra cadabra" actually arises from the English "average cadaver", through an obscure 19th century reference to a heated Oxford-Cambridge boating competition??

Hurt a fly? Oh, sorry, I thought you said he couldn't *herd* a fly. Herding is probably harder...

I've got Prime Minister Apeshit Pine-Sol Burpelson of Atheopium on line eight for you, Effendi. Says he forgot why he called but hoped you'd know...

Hurt a fly? Oh, sorry, I thought you said he couldn't *herd* a fly. Herding is probably harder.

it was Noah Noah!

you give me lefebvre!

let's ask Mr Know-It-All!!

DidYouKnow - The incantation "abra cadabra" actually arises from the English "average cadaver", through an obscure 19th century reference to a heated Oxford-Cambridge boating competition?

I've got Prime Minister Apeshit Pine-Sol Burpelson of Atheopium on line eight for you, Effendi. Says he forgot why he called but hoped you'd know.

"Ask not for whom the belt holes," weighed in Hemming earnestly, "they're for that enormous beer belly of yours!!"

Let me get this Strait. It's opened or it's closed??

That's a capacious carapace you got there, Crabby!!

Casper? No, he got fired. Boss gave up the ghost on him years ago...

Please leave a message before the beep. You cannot know when the beep will come, and messages interrepted by the beep will be deleted. Those are the rules. Don't like 'em? Beep!!

Just one thing. If there's an internet blackout in Iran, how can they still have radio-active materials? Is this some kind of a taught-ology or something??

That's a capacious carapace you got there, Crabby!

Casper? No, he got fired. Boss gave up the ghost on him years ago.

Please leave a message before the beep. You cannot know when the beep will come, and messages interrepted by the beep will be deleted. Those are the rules. Don't like 'em? Beep!

"Ask not for whom the belt holes," weighed in Hemming earnestly, "they're for that enormous beer belly of yours!"