I am a man with a razor and a dream, and for a fiver, I can lend my services.

I only have a thumb and a pinky and half a working eye, but you'll get all five pounds worth of quality.

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Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world

This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

I wish we'd all remember that we kind of got rid of our dangerous zealous weirdos in the 18th century for a reason, and their ideology is alive and well.

when's the album dropping?

I am very glad that the new Scrubs isn't shit.

that awkward moment when you go for a walk and Dracula Mountain by Lightning Bolt comes on.

Used to enjoy being in my pants (grippy socks for safety), in honour of Father Pancake, and making pancakes with a friend whilst blasting Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me".

Quickly learned that an apron should be worn in subsequent years.

"Oh, it's Six Nations, haven't watched for years! I wonder how Wales are now?"

giving it the ol' big fish, little fish, cardboard box?

£5.50 for a can of guinness zero.

Broken Britain.

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non-alcoholic drinks are more expensive than full fat pints in pubs?

played a dark crusade mission and I definitely had some flashbacks.

yup, still excellent.

wish there was more - such a great gem amongst the brain rot for wee ones.

wait, it's not pronounced "blue-ski?"

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cheese board's out.

awaiting the return of the territorial shitter…

an ode to the phantom talcman

oh, phantom talcman
your talcum spread
so far
splashed along the
surfaces
of the changing room.
your balls
imprinted in the midst
of a talcum splatter
like misshapen eggs
on the bench.

Was a comic of a female version of Tintin released? I seem to remember something, but nothing’s turning up on the Googles. It may have been a mock up of some covers, but fingers crossed.

Was a comic of a female version of Tintin released? I seem to remember something, but nothing’s turning up on the Googles. It may have been a mock up of some covers, but fingers crossed.

yer da’ plays point and click games

sarah & duck
is
pretty rad

yes, but this one… corr.

as soon as I get a snifter of an adult playing fortnite… it’s like when the thermostat gets nudged up. Proper eldritch bone marrow tingles.

I feel as if this post was made to deliberately bait me, Rich

always had the 'head canon' (as the kids say) that 'James Bond' is the alias given to the 007 rank.

makes re-casting easier, I guess.

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the themetune, though...