Special thanks to OneDrive, who, after malware scammed my mom out of a significant amount of money, very helpfully deposited those files onto her new computer.

Locker room hack: instead of seeing someone with a fucked up body and loudly saying “what the fuck,” next time try saying: literally nothing.

Class is in session for the Strixhaven prerelease.

10/10

Tomodachi Life decided to just pop into existence and show me just how bland Animal Crossing feels most of the time.

While this is definitely something that intersects with all walks of life, it always feels very prominent with nerds:

Just a reminder that if you dislike something, the best thing you can do is to just not engage with it, rather than find ways to inject it into conversation.

Tomodachi Life stream tonight! Who wants to be manipulated like my little dolls?

Twitch.tv/fahrenspite

Mamdani: Think of public-private partnerships like Mario Kart YouTube video by Eyewitness News ABC7NY

Yeah I’m a top but honestly one more of these things from him and he’s welcome to split me like a pile of lumber. youtube.com/shorts/Pfqxm...

Hahahahahahahahaha

Just ran into a dude I went on a date with years ago who made it very clear I was far too heavy to be his type.

Anyways I’ve lost about 150 lbs since then. Most of which he appears to have found.

Please kill me I’m doing tech support under a “fight fight fight” flag

Mood

Y’all. Exactly one year apart. Blows my mind every time.

Friends and I are hitting the Strixhaven prerelease dressed for our colleges.

…do I wear the Silverquill drip?

Thankfully it was a traceable wire so it sounds like they may be able to reverse it.

So… today my mom got scammed and someone transferred most of the money out of her bank account.

Bad decisions running in the family apparently

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Me and the bearded dude wearing a padlock necklace looking at one another buying Fresca today like

Hugs for you and him!

Ahhhh yeah. That makes more sense. Glad you figured it out!

I get a lot of flak for it, but paranormal activity 1 and 2 are two of my favorite horror movies. Reminds me of home. 💚

You could. Does the house actually say it’s the squirtle’s habitat? I’ve never had a pokemon request to move back to a regular habitat. You could always try to add said habitat to the home as well but I don’t know if that would work.

There's no explanation as to *what* the suspicious activity is and it can mean your system is compromised (multiple scans say nothing found) or it's just a random false positive.

It kinda-sorta coincides with me going on a mass-unsubscribe spree from emails so I'm hoping that's it... Hopefully.

Google, I do not need this neurosis right now.

I got a *critical* notification about suspicious activity in my email that logged me out of my gmail accounts.

I confirmed all the devices that have been signed into my account and they've all been local.

If that’s what we’re calling the gay bar, yes.

Also this won’t wash off btw

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While much of it is nature of having a really bad week, I can very much assure you that the battle with my self esteem about both my physical appearance and likability is somewhere between exhausting and Sisyphean this weekend.

Do you have any idea how hard I am fighting to resist the smell of pizza after the week I’ve had

Hi cherubs. FYI I have recovered my discord account. All contacts and servers were wiped so I’ll be rebuilding the contacts so you may get a request from me if I’m not blocked.

Meet me at the

Stream may be late tonight… recovering from a rather nasty headache. It’s been a hell of a week, chat.