just seeing this now

Why do you need 30 trucks. Maybe you can have one, maybe two trucks, and you pay a few more dollars for them and you're okay. Maybe you can, we'll see, I don't know.

You probably have a lil applesauce in your hair

you think you're so funny why don't you drink some

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

I'm a NIMBY but for ICE

🚨Reports of planned ICE activity in DC: restaurant & food delivery (May 6 -10)

🚨Informes sobre la próxima actividad de ICE en DC dirigida a trabajadores de restaurantes y delivery de comida.
(del 6 al 10 de mayo)

📞 ¿Vio a ICE?
Did you see ICE?
MSMA (DC/MD): 202-335-1183
CASA (MD/VA): 888-214-6016

Hi friends, I have a huge box of these laminated cards about constitutional rights (bilingual english/spanish), let me know if you'd like one for yourself or several to share -- happy to drop them in the mail or coordinate pickup if you're local to the DC area. And ✨ fuck ICE ✨

I don't know where any of this is going, but it isn't anyplace good.

the way you know i'm a good mom is that i steal equal amounts from each of my children's easter candy

The "This Machine Kills Fascists" sticker on my new wheelbarrow is going to both raise and answer a bunch of questions

Unironically, asking chatgpt to explain bond markets to you as if you were a child is actually a fantastic way to learn about them.

👏👏👏

can somebody explain bond markets to me like i am a child

why did you ask me to play hava nagila every time you get out of the shower then??

They were scary. The numbers were scary. —Helly R.

bluesky addicts explaining bond market stuff that they just learned to their offline partners

This face is how @mikesager.net knows I'm back on NextDoor

One of my life's great regrets is not throwing a drink on Stephen Miller when I had the chance.

calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever

calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious

I'm not sure it's "impeding" at this point!

Post a photo of yourself from a different era.

1983, in a bucket:

wall street dudes looking horrified is hands down my favorite genre of media right now

Maybe instead of "great job numbers" he meant more like, "great job, numbers!"

Fair enough but this one is untimed and there are so many snacks!

I will see your Cherry Blossom and raise you Sheetz-to-Sheetz, 14 mile rails-to-trails run between two Sheetz locations featuring aid stations that offer pie, smores, and bacon on a stick 🏃‍♀️

feels unlikely

I hope some of those guys enter the transfer portal

Look I know criticizing powerful women based on their appearance Hurts Us All but if Kristi Noem gets one more vial of filler she will literally explode.

on the bright side i do still have leftover pizza beans

Among many other things, yes