I brought home the bread to make you a big stinky sweat pants fart sandwich, how many are you eating? 🥖

Are you gonna be greedy? 😉

Which one to take one of my massive farts right to the face? 😋 Bareass badassery, or thick stink-holding jeans?
I'll post a FREE FARTY PREVIEW for the one that gets the most votes! Are you jonesing to huff right from my ass?

#farting #girlsfarting

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I just posted new content on Scatbook😍
You can see it at scatbook.com/posts/10700064

I'm gettin' messy on Telegram! 🙈
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🔥4-5 new FULL LENGTH videos/month of sharts & dry farts- already 21 videos since Jan 24!🔥

400 videos in my Video Store! 🥴🤩🤯
SO many farts that will def make your head explode
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Jeans? ✅
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Leggings?✅
Roleplayng?✅
Muffled farts?✅
POV farts?✅
Facefarts? ✅
YES I have them all👃😷
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Wet farts n' sharts like this (and this is only a small one!) are posted ONLY on my

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Today Valentine's Day only! Don't miss out!

all of the blood must have departed your brain to collect elsewhere! that's the only explanation i have :D

I FEEL LIKE GIVING YOU SOME BIG HEART FARTS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY...
....so comeback tomorrow to let me blow you so many big hot kisses 💋

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Are your lips puckered up for me already?
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#girlsfarting

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The 1st excerpts from Babushka and my re-make of the GREAT FART TAPE! 🤣😳
The original was 90mins of hilarious nonstop farts with our stupid jokes and awesome fart blasts. My fam was so weird- we'd play the tape in the car and LOL🤣

When an emotional midget matters so little to you, but you want to understand their immature toxic behaviour, thank goodness ChatGPT is there so you don't have to waste mental energy on them and their sad lonely life 😂🍍🌈

Last day! Contest open until 6pm EST!
Peteuse Quiz on my Telegram channel only!
Subscribe and find the answers ⏰

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Winner gets 5 fart selfie videos! 😍🥰
Yes that's me on the bike. Prob looking for a bathroom as usual 🤣

Oh man, this has it all!!! LOLLL
Check it: scatbook.com/posts/10684081
🚽🌽

Now on my farts and sharts Scatbook page!
OMG this video is epically WET! 💦
scatbook.com/peteusefarts

***The above link is a fart & shart page, the graphic toilet stuff is at scatbook.com/peteusepoops 💩

Happy Super Bowel Sunday!
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Yes I have had a 40 of Miller High Life OMG those were the days 😂

My LOYALFANS is BACK for only the 'VANILLA FARTS:' i.e., DRY FARTS.
No wet sharts.
No vids of me on the toilet.
No vids with cats, dogs in them.

▶️For the less vanilla stuff check here: allmylinks.com/peteuse
or
▶️Email peteusefarts@proton.me for my private Telegram channel!

BRAND NEW ON scatbook.com/peteusefarts
or on my private Telegram channel 😍 DM me for info!

FARTING BASSY MOANERS WHILE DOODLING MYSELF TIL I CUM 🎉🎉🎉

Direct link: scatbook.com/posts/10677442

Wanna join me in having both of our heads pop off enjoying my bassy moaning fartz? 🙃

Happy Dia de los Humpadores!😅😍

To celebrate, I doth humped myself and weirdly n' bigly farted so many times HAHA It was strange yet erotic- is that my identity BTW?!

Cumming up later today ONLY on my 🔥Telegram🔥channel!
📩 peteusefarts@proton.me to join!📩

#girlsfarting #farts #fartfetish

Your favorite O.G. Farter is back! 🥳
Fewer restrictions on content, YES! 🙌
FYI: billing info doesn't show up as Scatbook😮‍💨
Hope to have found my home finally where I can be more free with what I can offer!

I still will have my Telegram Channel!
peteusefarts@proton.me to join!

OH NOZE! I'm locked out of the gym bathroom, I have to go so bad!!! What will I do??
Find out if I make it or not 😉
HERE: scatbook.com/posts/10676257

Farts are at scatbook.com/peteusefarts

Have fun!!!

Happy Dia de los Humpadores!😅😍

To celebrate, I doth humped myself and weirdly n' bigly farted so many times HAHA It was strange yet erotic- is that my identity BTW?!

Cumming up later today ONLY on my 🔥Telegram🔥channel!
📩 peteusefarts@proton.me to join!📩

#girlsfarting #farts #fartfetish

Your favorite O.G. Farter is back! 🥳
Fewer restrictions on content, YES! 🙌
FYI: billing info doesn't show up as Scatbook😮‍💨
Hope to have found my home finally where I can be more free with what I can offer!

I still will have my Telegram Channel!
peteusefarts@proton.me to join!

And another poem, but inspired by #RobertBurns. Much more 'totally farts' than RB's original lol
And a toast to #Scotland with one of my fave cocktails of all times, a BOBBY BURNS! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Happy belated Burns Night to my Scottish clanfolk- I'm Scottish descent on my dad's side. Visited #Scotland this past summer. Here's a poem by Robert Burns, the sometimes bawdy bard of Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣 #Fart jokes never get old, even in poetry!
#BurnsNight #RobertBurns

😍BRAND NEW ON MY TELEGRAM CHANNEL 😍

☔️RAINY DAY FUN HOTBOXING YOU WITH DOOKIE-SMELLING FARTS🤢

You're stuck in the closet and I'm just hotboxing the hell out of you in there! 🤣

🚨See my pinned post on how to join my Telegram channel! Or email me: peteusefarts@proton.me

I'm moving to my own TELEGRAM CHANNEL
to have 💯% freedom over my content!
Already have some fart lovers over there 🫶

Email me @ peteusfarts@proton.me
to join

OR

Sign up straight away tinyurl.com/peteusefanclub

Thank you for being great fans😍

#farting #farts #girlsfarting