Today, Martina Navratilova referred to a trans woman doctor as ‘he’ and called her a sexual predator but will no doubt still be working Wimbledon for the BBC again this year.

"If Iowa wanted to isolate itself from the rest of the world, what would it build?"

It is going way more viral on Threads, I guess that’s where all the Shakespeare/theatre fans are 🤣

I saw someone driving a 25 plate Tesla. I wanted to cut them up lol. I think any Tesla purchased post N*zi salute should have their own congestion charge, I really do

I Got EVERY ACHIEVEMENT In Donkey Kong 64! | Retro Achievements YouTube video by Nostalgic Juice

Nope. Found out watching this video: youtu.be/y15nQebs63o&...

(12:45 in case the timestamp doesn't work)

A screenshot from the video game "New Super Lucky's Tale". Main character Lucky, an orange fox wearing a blue cape and blue shoes, is smiling into the camera, standing on a wooden dock in front of a beach resort.

20. New Super Lucky's Tale (2017/2026)

Another wonderful surprise of a game! A 3D platformer straight out of the '90s playbook: super fun, great humour, lovely music, and a cute cast of characters.

A bit short, and fairly easy until post-game, but otherwise, it's everything I love and more.

a man in a black jacket is standing in a dark room with kepler written on the bottom Alt: James Bond, as portrayed in the game “007: First Light”. A clean shaven man wearing a leather jacket and white shirt with short spiked Tom Cruise-style hair.

I just realised I never added the gif to this to prove the whole “Tom Holland playing Tom Cruise” thing.

But just look at him!

Because then we got What I’m Made Of

large adult child is going back to uni today.
Her Dad: Are you done with packing?
Her, making Leon Kennedy on Tomodachi Life 2, with her kid brother: ...I got distracted

I just learned recently that that terrifying “GET OUT” reticle only took 1HP of damage and then the timer just reset.

25 years of PTSD, all for nothing.

Please tell me one of the stage directions at the Paddington musical is “Exit, pursued by a bear”

"Username checks out" i say, to HotelLeaver69

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Troy Baker really is becoming the Glenn Close of the video game world, isn’t he? What is that now, eight nominations? and still nothing? #BAFTAGames

“Scooped into the dustpan, then the hedge he was thrown o’er…”

Rewrote a Beatles song based on something that happened yesterday.

“Blackbird flying in my living room,
Brought in by the cat through his wee door,
Tried to flee,
Crashed into the window and went thud upon the floor…”

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.

It still hasn’t quite sunk in that next month we’re getting the first proper James Bond game in nearly two decades.

Maybe because the “Young Bond” character model still looks like Tom Holland playing Tom Cruise.

But it’s got a proper theme song! By David Arnold! How cool is that!

Oh look, an obvious and predictable outcome!

I still have this somewhere. Each page was A4 size and it folded out into a giant A1-size Sonic 2 poster.

My dad helped me colour it in when I was 7 (he did Mystic Cave Zone).

Uncoloured copies of the book are currently going for £150 on eBay. O_O

Don’t tell Stinky Pete. 👀

Image credits: @mynintendonews.com

Headline from April 14: “Overwatch now available on Nintendo Switch 2”

Headline from April 15: “Blizzard working on patch to fix Overwatch Nintendo Switch 2 performance issues”

This has happened far too many times in 2026 already.

Does no-one do quality control any more?

“Ship now ➡️ make money ➡️ fix later (last step optional)”

Alexander Armstrong: “Please choose a category…”
Me: “…FROM THE DOVE FROM ABOVE”

Photo of a TV showing the game New Super Lucky’s Tale. A character speech bubble on screen says “I’m a little melon-choly the show hasn’t started yet.”

New Super Lucky’s Tale might be my new favourite game, if only for the world where all the characters make fruit-and-veg-themed puns.

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Eminem! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

There are so many outtakes which are just him taking a mistake and running with it. He’s professional when a scene is working, but the second it starts to derail, he grabs it by the horns – and it kills, every time.

I'm thankful that in this country we have average speed cameras.

Imagine how much we'd get caught if they were good or excellent.