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Guess I won't be attending the meeting now bc it was never mandatory.

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I didn't sign up for this.

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"If you're joining the group meeting today, could you share your screen and take over for the organizer, despite not being the organizer yourself?" Fuck no, gtfoutta here with that shit.

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NOISEMAKER - KINTSUGI (feat. Koie from Crossfaith / AFTERVOID)【Official Music Video】
NOISEMAKER - KINTSUGI (feat. Koie from Crossfaith / AFTERVOID)【Official Music Video】 YouTube video by NOISEMAKER

NEW NOISEMAKER MV!!!!! youtu.be/KcM1RBovb9g

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It was a nice dream. I didn't wanna wake up.

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I had a dream where I was at a MUCC concert and Tatsurou pulled me on stage to congratulate me on surviving my mental health issues or some shit like that.

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Thanks, you too!!

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Thank u!!

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Ohhh I didn't know there was a button for that

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So far I just block them and delete the comments.

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I know AO3 allows you to report guest comments as spam, but I'd also love to do the same to art scammers bc they're infuriating and have registered accounts.

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My cat could be doing the most normal thing on the planet and I will always ask her "Are you being a silly girl?" 😘😘

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Mr. Burns and his room full of monkeys on typewriters writing Charles Dickens.

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People ragebaiting about AI-generated fanfiction, like I would rather read the jankiest, cringiest, bland-ass prose known to man than give one precious second of my time to some slop a machine spit out.

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I Dreamed of You - a Tanya/Roger AU

pink rose on desk with paper and ink pen

I Dreamed of You - a Tanya/Roger AU pink rose on desk with paper and ink pen

I should be working on my novel, but I couldn't resist writing a short & sweet Tanya/Roger fic 🩷💛 #OCs archiveofourown.org/works/83532721

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"No smut, no swearing, and no glorification of sin" I'm pretty sure you're writing a Peppa Pig children's book, not dark romance.

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a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means " ALT: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "

Got an insta suggestion for a "dark Christian romance" book, are they having missionary sex in the dark so Jesus won't see them engaged in sin? Because I don't think the author comprehends the genre.

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I'll post the Tanya/Roger fic on my lunch break.

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My coworker said From just came back and I MUST watch it tonight

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That's 10 years MINIMUM, I'd push for 15+ but I'm throwing y'all a bone

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You're not a true age gap shipper if the age gap isn't 10 years or more

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I think you get one email where it's like (author) posted "fic title" and 100 more, but idk how long the email would be, I've only gotten an email when someone I follow posts multiple chapters in one update

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Oh wow it's hailing

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If she tells me to make Roger's dick smaller, I'm throwing a chair across the room.

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LRP: I plan to look at my editor's markups for the start of my novel today, and I'm nervous but also she's amazing so I trust her knowledge to help me improve.

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I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

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He has dimples, he's a clear 10

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I'm gonna need Judy & Jervis to kiss soon, my girl deserves that hot uncle

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I'm more than halfway thru Watashi no Ashinaga Ojisan

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At least I don't have jury duty tomorrow

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