Hardworking white boy who can’t shoot is out of the draft. Sam Presti found dead.

“Casey at the Bat” is a chilling poem about the dangers of aura farming.

Who cares

Bad Shai scoring game and OKC not making threes and the Suns still can’t keep it close. Proof that being from Phoenix is a sin.

Paolo Banchero might be the worst to ever do it.

big night for spiritually evil basketball players

Greatest shot by a guy whose name sounds like “Coby” of all time.

LaMelo treating Bam’s leg like it’s his own car.

The “4 Bigs and Georgie Amoore” lineup is going to run the league.

She’s so much better it’s crazy, OMP stinks (I have never seen her play)

The name Cassandre Prosper has insane aura. Special player.

Pretty sick that the Mystics drafted 3 future hall of famers in the first round. That was nice of them.

MYSTICS TO THE MOON LAUREN BETTS YOU ARE SAVING MY LIFE

We’re so back

we could get some very interesting results if instead of Jesus he depicted himself as the most important Prophet of a different Abrahamic religion.

You missed the Topic Game

Nikola Topic is good.

New Mystics front office might be demons.

The Bill Symptoms Podcast

Drew Timme is the best white player on the Lakers roster

One of his draft comps was Lu Dort

The United States government is the most violent, destructive entity in human history. Nothing about what it is doing in Iran, an frankly anywhere, is redeemable.

Rooting for playoff path implications vs rooting for Clippers and Sixers pick implications. These are the conflicting agendas of the Thunder fan.

Yeah this screams incompetent ownership. I really hate doing this when the draft is this close. When teams do this it basically never works out. Doesn’t matter because Sonia and Kiki and Georgia got us.

I smell a new YKB character…

LeBron’s next jersey

LeBron respects OKC wow

A chicken’s husband