BI-ONIC BIONIC SIX! OOO OOO OOOOOOO....

when you change your mind about sentencing digital underground to the bonestripper

"I WANT A MIATA! I WANT A TRIP TO DISNEYWORLD!"

Introduced my girlfriend to Shattered Glass last night so I’m incredibly excited to be able to make Jukt Micronics references in the house now.

I didn't keep up on him but I am not surprised one bit that he's a crypto guy

That guy is shady as hell and a famewhore. Best thing Syracuse ever did was run him off, money or not.

Lee Cronin's Lee Daniels' The Butler

What took so long?

Can anyone?

Great piece on Syracuse’s own by @brendonkleen.bsky.social

In Jersey it doesn’t matter. You can wander into any diner on any Route across the entire state and you’ll get the exact same mirrored walls and etched glass dividers. Cake and pie counter. Bottomless coffee. Open 24 hours. You don’t even need to open a menu b/c you already know what’s on it.

Google Calendar invite for a Star Wars Fan Fiction (But Only About Jek Porkins) Writing Group session at 3 p.m. in the Strait of Hormuz.

I'm getting real fucking sick of canceling and rescheduling this, man.

Nine Inch Noize - Wikipedia

I regret to inform you that is a thing:

"If Blink-184 would've been there, you would've been there."

"Oh so they've added a couple of members now?"

$1.6 billion doesn't get you all the access you want, apparantly.

"Let's not do that."

Potential Hot Take: The Seattle Mariners’ dark blue jersey /black pants combo is a 2-3 times a year thing, not something they should wear all the time.

"Don McPherson, 1987 Heisman winner."

Russini was reportedly unable to provide "sufficient evidence" to back up her claims to both Page Six and The Athletic.

🤷

When it's not Lee Cronin's Ernie Davis Legends Field at JMA Wireless Dome...

The bird logo and name Twitter show up when you share an X link.

I can't tell if X is glitching, or they're trying to subtly bring back the Twitter branding.

Lee Cronin’s Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse

I am rescinding my offer to purchase the San Diego Padres.

Jonathan the Tortoise, a Crypto Death Hoax, and the Search for Jonathan's True Age The reports of Jonathan the Tortoise's death have been greatly exaggerated. But is it possible that reports of his true age have been greatly underestimated?

Jonathan the Tortoise was involved in a crypto death hoax on St. Helena. I discovered he may be even older than his claimed age of 194.
open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

"No one in D.C. has an actual plan. There’s no alignment. And the NFL can see right through it."

Me in Slack saying Crissy Froyd will be on OutKick by next Tuesday

Me in Slack saying Crissy Froyd will now be on OutKick by Sunday

Crissy Froyd on OutKick Friday

Shoulda taken the under

2% of pageviews on an article came from Fark.com

Toldja

mamdani being a cheerful normal guy that people project absolute insane things on is one of the things that make him very relatable to me, personally