Listen. All I’m saying is, I think that Little Bunny Foo Foo would’ve stopped if the Good Fairy had a stricter consequence than gooning him

I haven’t posted in five months, I am at this point a wildebeest

Mufasa from The Lion King about to fall off a cliffside into a stampede of wildebeests, wherein he will be trampled to death

Bluesky: “You can now join without an invite”

None of these words are in the bible

Call me a Game Boy Pocket the way I’ve got game everywhere I go

Down bad but for friendship

Multiple nature accounts are following me after this one. Just because I’m a bear doesn’t mean I want your wildlife photographs. I’ll kick your ass at Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater

If anyone ever wants tips on getting a cooler out of a tree to rummage through human food hmu. my replies are open and my notifications are ON

If any of my skeets are bad, it’s not my fault. I typed it wrong. I ate some bad chicken. The skeets are good actually and you just have no taste