May we humbly suggest learning some nifty little magics we know? They're potent and it'd be a nice little FU to the Tremere.... :)

We're so going to get the Neonate Apostates to fire all of @housetremere.bsky.social on a Monday morning just before dawn.

We've been quiet and yes, it's because of what's happening politically. We thought we were evil ... We're now taking notes. Dept of Camarilla Efficiency is our next scheme. Make of that what you will. 👀🤷 #vampire #vtm #ttrpg #ohgodwhatnewhellisthis

Just to clarify in case it need be said... We're objectively what you may term as "Evil".

But at least we aren't fucking Nazi PoS or apologists. #vtm #baali #ttrpg

One goes all paranoid, decides they need reinforcements, spends a few nights just embracing everything it can amassing an army. Or a bunch got a great deal on an Air BnB and had an annual retreat from being professional asshats. 😂🤷

That's only the Sect loving Apostates. Most of us don't even bother with you other Cainites. I vote blame the @clansalubri.bsky.social because fuuuuuuuuck the three-eyed demonist intolerant little sods. They don't near enough hassle. 😂

👀 .... We've told you before. You're not a wizard anymore Harry, you can't use it, it doesn't work. Get back to the Tarot or crystal ball or cute seances. 😋

I'd say they wouldn't notice, but of all the Clans the Usurpers are 💯 the one into feet so they definitely will. Just say its for a new rite or something. 👌

Minor translation error. I much prefer to post in Latin or Sumerian but it doesn't get the same engagement. 🤷

Remember... New Years resolutions don't have to be for good. Resolve to do more evil. 👌

They are infernally toasty. We especially like the grippy bits on the bottom so we don't slide around on viscera covered basalt.

Have all the dirty mortals stopped with that merriment shit yet? Eugh. All that quasi-religious iconography makes me nauseous. I did get some new socks though. Small wins. #vtm #infernal #socks

Surel @clangangrel.bsky.social might appreciate them more? 😂

Offers lead to deals and deals are our schtick. That said .... If we strike a more formal and fulfilling agreement... 😁👌

I mean... You're not wrong.... 🤷

If you could refrain from outing the infernalist ones please. I mean, you'd be giving out names for a while, admittedly, but we're all about client privacy. Kthnxbai. ❤️

Shhhhh. Don't spoil our surprise. Now we'll have to act shocked when the Clans and Sects eventually get their posteriors into gear. Mind you, root us out and there won't be a whole lot left of Kindred, Cainite or Kine society. Eeek. 😬

Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Baali: Is.. is that the Holy Grail? Why am I bleeding from my eyes?

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No, you.

That's very hurtful to say. We shall tell our patrons and they'll be quite incensed with you and may even write you a letter. We don't argue. Just that @clansalubri.bsky.social have a history of unjustly hunting us down... Totally unprovoked. Really is quite shocking. #cancelSaulot

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You aren't Walken cool. More Travolta musical singing about influenza apparently. Mind you Nergal would approve ... He loves a sing-a-long.

Oh hush now @clantzimisce.bsky.social , you're just cantankerous because you're essentially just a symptom. 😋

Kapula Krapula.

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Rude.

We drink a little blood, you drink a little blood, a few words are spoken, nothing too difficult, then you're one of us. 😁 Quick, simple, painless and risk free. 👌

Hey, we'll help, but we like to make sure we fully invest in you, so we do this little ceremony, then we'll help you all you want, you'll quite literally be one of the Clan, sound good? 😈

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The best Discipline obviously. Daimonion.

I mean, I often argue that sheer numbers doesn't make a Clan worthy... But then again neither does lack of. 😂 Theres a sweet spot I think... Very few manage it. 👌

Hardly a who's-who of the greatest Cainites ever is it. Eugh.