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Posts by Berty Trouser

Someone reported a gang-rape in Epsom

Police investigated, found zero evidence and there are no asylum seekers in local hotels

The Far Right do not believe the police, they need it to be true & “migrants” so now they’re harassing, protesting & banging on doors of random HMOs & Hotels in the town.

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Smoking is shit, though. Little benefits, big downsides - total pricks make money off it.

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hello Disney ? @gingeknievil.bsky.social copyright this quickly !

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Factcheck: North Sea gas is not ‘four times cleaner’ than LNG imports - Carbon Brief Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch announced a pledge to drill “all” the remaining oil and gas in the North Sea

1. It ignores the impact of actually burning the gas, which is the whole point of extracting it. If you take that into account, as @carbonbrief.org has pointed out, the difference is marginal: www.carbonbrief.org/factcheck-no...
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Farage’s Reform Proposes ICE-Style Deportation Policy for UK

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Hi Nigel Farage, don’t forget what Nigel Farage said about Peter Mandelson.

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Reform’s Richard Tice posts picture with telltale signs of AI manipulation, say experts Deputy leader’s image on X was almost certainly generated or altered using AI, according to Peryton Intelligence

"Zack Polanski, leader of the Green party, said: “There’s nothing real about the Reform party. Their supposed policies to tackle cost of living are fake, they spin stories that are fake and now we know even their campaigners are fake.”

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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It will be disappointing if Billy Butcher at the finale of the Boys does not chant ' Bezos is a cunt this whole show was a satire about weird rich cunts'

With Bezos is a cunt don't buy his shit bring flashed on the screen.

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Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage.
A woman answers the door.
We have come for the child, says the hooded figure
So soon? she asks
It is time, says the hooded figure.
The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card!
What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure
We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! 
For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness
Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman,
the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them.
Do not cry mother. 
I am a writer now.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

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The potholes thing - I bet it you have a Venn diagram of people who are really bothered about potholes and who get really annoyed about road works - it would be neatly all in one
If throtw in solving itby encouraging people to drive less and using lighter cars this would be a largely solo block.

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Screenshot of Miles Routledge's £2500 donation to join Restore Britain's Cromwell Club for party donors

Screenshot of Miles Routledge's £2500 donation to join Restore Britain's Cromwell Club for party donors

"I support total remigration in the UK so my profile pic for a week will reflect that" - a Miles Routledge tweet with a Restore Britain baseball cap in a church

"I support total remigration in the UK so my profile pic for a week will reflect that" - a Miles Routledge tweet with a Restore Britain baseball cap in a church

Miles Routledge tweet: "What brings me joy and hope in this world is that by 2039 we'll have another Hitler to lead another great uprising"

Miles Routledge tweet: "What brings me joy and hope in this world is that by 2039 we'll have another Hitler to lead another great uprising"

Miles Routledge replies to Steve Laws (a Restore Britain member and vocal overtly racist advocate of "Total Remigration" of all minorities) who said "I'm voting for the hang nonces and deport millions party'

Routledge replies: "Deport? You're a fucking liberal. I have better solutions" to signal his preference for advocating genocide of migrants and minorities, reflecting his hope to see a new Hitler by 2039

Miles Routledge replies to Steve Laws (a Restore Britain member and vocal overtly racist advocate of "Total Remigration" of all minorities) who said "I'm voting for the hang nonces and deport millions party' Routledge replies: "Deport? You're a fucking liberal. I have better solutions" to signal his preference for advocating genocide of migrants and minorities, reflecting his hope to see a new Hitler by 2039

Great Yarmouth First team ask supporter who inquired about racist, antisemitic supporters of Restore Britain to "join the Nelson Club" - a donor circle for Lowe's Great Yarmouth party.

Lowe has a "Cromwell Club" for Restore. The genocidal pro-Hitler racist+antisemite Miles Routledge has joined it!

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When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should resign if she had “any moral decency”.

Now we learn he set up four shell companies that let him avoid paying £100,000 he owed in tax and to then transfer the cash to Reform

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Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

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A cross against a blue and red gradient background. Superimposed is text reading: 

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

1 Samuel: 7:3

A cross against a blue and red gradient background. Superimposed is text reading: War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. 1 Samuel: 7:3

My mom made this with a Bible app that let you generate inspiration Bible verse images, but inexplicably also let you edit them

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Everybody everywhere, stop smoking and pay attention to me! Because if you're a wild-eyed loner at the gates of oblivion, then hitch a ride with us, because we are riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home!

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They will probably make health secretary

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If you intend to vote Scottish Green this May, please be aware of potential voter confusion on the peach coloured regional list ballot paper.

Take care to mark your X next to the actual Scottish Greens and not another party which has 'GREEN' dominating their ballot insignia.

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Lock the race baiting liar up

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How do you make a complaint about this ? Ofcom or IPSO - both are lame but worth a shot

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Should be .

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If you are lying in the press with the sole intention of making people angry and racist -you should be locked up

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Police data for London doesn’t show knife crime is up 72% in a year – Full Fact A claim from Conservative MP Esther McVey isn’t supported by police statistics, which show knife-enabled crime fell by 11% in the year to September 2025.

Conservative MP Esther McVey claimed last week that knife crime in London “is up 72% in a year”.

That figure’s not correct, according to police statistics on knife-enabled crime, and we’ve not found any data to support it.

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Make war profiteers pay: tax fossil fuel profits - Greenpeace International Stop fossil fuel giants profiting from war. Conflict drives up bills while Big Oil makes billions. Sign now to tax profits and fund disaster relief and energy independence.

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Sharon Osborne supports racist criminals

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Screen scandal: How Ofcom lets GB News get away with it SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: A channel constantly breaking the rules has effectively become Reform TV, while our useless state regulator does nothing

Today's GB News TV advertisers include *Sky *SolarCentre *Boxt *StiltzLifts *MacinnesWhisky *its *Belgicaweb *Haltonlifts *EmeraldCruises *Droylsdenglass *AllClearTravel *Tufferman *Maxus *DaysMotorGroup *HarringtonAndByrne *PSPIT *BurlingtonsLtd *StoneProductions *BridgnorthWindows

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The BBC boasts of a 95% public reach, during this Charter Review period.

On this high profile issue, > 80% of people don't even know whether immigration is rising or falling.

So our public service broadcasters are struggling on core mission to inform, educate

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#OnThisDay 1934: Oswald Mosley goes to Cardiff and makes a pitch for a Welsh Reich. All going well until he played the wrong national anthem…

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And the main problem with the Utilita ( or whatever the present sponsor is) is that the sound is shit.

So there is that .

A music venue where can hear the acts is an improvement

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