The “that thing that happens when two bisexuals marry each other” to “what do you mean you ACCIDENTALLY got into a T4T relationship years before either of your eggs cracked?!!?!” pipeline…

It went super well!!!

Northern Nights, with Express Entertainment, if you happen to be in Alberta or Saskatchewan!

A very tired, very satisfied enby in front of a stage, stripped bare!

First weekend in the can!

Fun show, fun crowds, fun venue! Cochrane is a pretty decent town in which to perform!!!

It doesn’t matter how country the show is, how small the town we play in is, or how boy I’m moding, there WILL be lesbians in the audience, and I WILL flirt.

Anyway, I’m told I’m very pretty, and also slay, and they especially liked the joke I wrote in ☺️

Not yet but I’m sure it will be soon

I get to talk about one of my all-time favourite movies, here! (I’ll let you guess which one I mean)

A photo of a rusty fire hydrant I just realized was still on my phone.

*extremely Keith Flint voice*

I’M A FIRE HYDRANT!!! RUSTED FIRE HYDRANT!!!

*breakbeats*

Oh, legs are not safe!!!!!

I’M FUNNY, I’M GOOD, AND MY SINGING VOICE IS WELL SUITED TO THIS MATERIAL, LETS GOOOOO!!!

OPENING NIGHT!!!!!!!

I think we got a show!!! Opening tomorrow!!!!! And we're ready!!!!

I'M GONNA SING COUNTRY SONGS IN SMALLER COMMUNITIES, Y'ALL!!!!!

YOU WEAR A TIGHT SKIRT, NO SHIRT, POST IT ON MAIN-UH
HOBGOBLINS OF THE NORTH BIMBOFAIIIIIIIIIIIYING YOU

that would not fix me, but it would do SOMETHING

...I boymoded too close to the sun, at the promo last night, and then spent today nursing a mild hangover? Still, rehearsal went well!

If you’re a member of the band Alien Ant Farm, reading this: It’s not personal, just not my thing. You know who your audience is.

My partner’s in in a days long argument with a kid at their work about whether the Alien Ant Farm version of Smooth Criminal is better than the original. They’re surprised that I don’t ride or die for Alien Ant Farm.

You know, in case you wondered if they were always a white dude from the suburbs.

That was exhausting. Crushing pain in my chest, and I was hyper aware of my stubble all night. Just an absolute burden, was existing.

Which, honestly, was my experience of masculinity pre-transition as well. Boymode successful?

Your reminder that it’s not to late to fund my all transmasculine production of Fight Club: the Musical!

We’ll be keeping the line new about reclaiming your masculinity exactly the same, but they’ll read incredibly differently!

Having grown out an undercut on two separate occasions, and his is important work!

…I’ve already been stopped by a queer 50-something woman and told my outfit was cute on two separate occasions. Does my boymode not hold up?

My boymode! Guy’s clothes are so uncomfortable now, even beyond the dysphoria, you know?

Behold! I am become boy! One! Night! Only!!!

I’m being taken line dancing in a more rural community, today, as promo for the show! We’ll see how that goes?

Trixie Dix, an elderly chihuahua, who’s made herself a little nest…

Important smol dog update:

Might be time to eat progesterone and then make nachos about it.

A movie couple that would definitley have a podcast.

...there'd be a lot of spon-con in the show, but I'd still listen to it every goddamn week it ran!

...anyway, the bras I bought early in my transition because they hurt when I was going up and down stairs are now, three years later and six months on progesterone, fitting weirdly tight on me?

In a move that should not shock me, but that did nonetheless surprise me a little?

…what if we kissed in the glow of a burning warehouse?

I don’t have big natties, but I feel like I carry myself with the energy of someone who does, you know?

Just responded to being referred to as a thespian in a group chat by nodding gravely and intoning, "Yes, a they/them lesbian."

You know, if you're wondering how much brain power I'm putting out into the world this evening....