Hey! Good to see you.

Though I am a huge fan of Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins, I guess I'll just have to admit that "Salads of the Lambs" just isn't a good name for a restaurant.

Damn. The logo would have been sooooo cute.

ME: This is a really hard escape room.
BOSS: You're at work.

(Stolen from today's Alexandra Petri chat)

I don't do the Black Friday shopping thing. I mean I'm fine with it: Let Blacks enjoy an exclusive shopping day. I've got the other 364 days on which I can shop and I'm not a fan of cultural appropriation.

Pretty good words to live by. Even is someone is being rude, you never know what kind of day they're having. It hurts no one if you don't pay back their nastiness with nastiness. That's how I try to live. Not always, but I do try.

Sample Cali driver's license exams are presented in ten languages. I did okay on the English one, but could only manage a 41% on the Spanish one. The Chinese one? The Farsi and Tagalog ones? Forget it. I didn't even try. I am so screwed. I guess I'll just have to Uber everywhere. This is so unfair.

Whoa! My posts here are limited to just 300 characters? What can a normal person say when so limited? Who does this platform think I am, Confucius? Sure, Confucius could have done it easily as his devotees believe he was the smartest person who ever lived. But me? I'm screwed. I'm not sure I have wh

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Saw your notice on the Book of Face. As you know, I'll follow you anywhere.

Just trying to figure this place out myself. This is my fourth try trying to post a reply. Nice cat! Hope my attempts aren't messing up your feed. Too much.