Devin Williams had zero confidence from the first pitch. They should have had Warren out there the entire time.

I eventually bought Red Medicine so we’re all good now!

Hey, it’s great that you talked to all these people for your political story, but you didn’t name anyone.

The Serpentine Singer, Part II The conversation with Saint Avangeline (Adeline Troutman) continues...

Part II of Saint Avangeline’s story:
open.substack.com/pub/jordanmi...

The New York Mets went from 7-4 to 7-14, sharing the worst record in the MLB with the Kansas City Royals.

Mets are 7.0 games back. Only the Rockies are further behind (7.5). The Rockies have a better record (8-13). The Rockies.

I have very little confidence that the Mets can win 10 straight.

Gotta win 10 in a row lol

What the fuck?

That Rage LP is so full of fire and sparks.

Can you fake sincerity?

The Mets are scoreless in the last 20 innings while currently on a six-game losing streak. Sure, it’s early in the season, but first impressions matter.

Or is Saint Avangeline more ethereal than both?

Is Ethel Cain more ethereal than Lana Del Rey?!?

Haven’t been able to watch a full Mets game all week. Let’s see what the fuck is going on in Queens today!

A whole lineup full of experiments.

Blackberry jalapeno margarita!
Damn!
That’s tangy as fuck!

If you were ever wondering about the six degrees of Van Zandt, none of them are connected, apparently.

I love bars. I love most bars. It’s because of the people you talk to at bars. I love bars.

Earl.

We all turn to dirt and dust.

Bo Bichette needs to hit the baseball.

I went to text that statement to my friend and it autocorrected his name to No Bichette, so, until further notice, his nickname is No Bichette.

Both the men’s and women’s @uconn.bsky.social basketball team’s lost. That sucks.

Ate veil parmigiana on Easter.

lol

Saw a copy of the @nypost.com last night, just randomly sitting on a table by the restroom, only to open the sports section and see an absolutely brutal photo of Francisco Lindor getting tagged in the face a home plate. I saw it happen live, and it sucked, but this was the dogshit on the cake.

The Serpentine Singer, Part I Saint Avangeline (Adeline Troutman) is snaking her way through multiple music scenes.

open.substack.com/pub/jordanmi...

I just transcribed a 75-minute conversation with Saint Avangeline over the last week. I am 470 words into this story. It’s going to be crazy.

Fuck that.

As a writer, I like it. I write like that sometimes lol

“Bittersweet mindfuck.”
Nice.

Always smiling!!