Paiy the tention, Gonzmomb! (Pay attention, Gonzo’s mom!)

Oooo hallo Mandoline! Grayt luking peets yuo got thar! The yuo cuold do som kiking or som streeeetching. (Ooh, hello Mandoline! Great looking feet you’ve got there! You could do some kicking or some stretching.)

Gud mornign Jake n Joe, Joe n Jake! Tank yuos fur thiz ouaghe-ayssiss ovf cahlm. (Good morning Jake and Joe, Joe and Jake! Thank you for this oasis of calm.)

Jayl 😾Do the yuo need a rescew???

Hi qwaliddy tayl manoobers 14/10 (High quality tail maneuvers, 14/10)

Yuor foursies feetsies ar shur to helb! (Your foursies feetsies are sure to help!)

Fase 1, devnitly Fase 1

A ca’at ovf speeeeed! (A cat of speed!)

Bedder watche owt taht yuor tayl is not on fiyr (Better watch out that your tail is not on fire)

Soo hapi yuo and Flanoy ar savfe 💙 (So happy you and Flanoy are safe!)

A tabby cat’s head peeking over the side of a paper boat floating in some water. There is an emoji pirate flag on the boat, and the boat’s reflection as well as the reflection of some trees are visible in the water.

Yarrrrr!

Iy wische for a piyrat ship! (I wish for a pirate ship!)

Livfin tha dreem! (Living the dream!)

Wat a beeyoooteefuul unicor! (What a beautiful unicorn!)

Varry! Bertie, haow the yuo so cyute? (Very! Bertie, how are you so cute?)

Wat amAaaaassing hatt!! (What an amazing hat!)

Oughe tank GOB fur yuo Flanoy

Iy yam soooo starvfing, Iy havfe onlee had 2 brekkfists and 1 luntch and three(17) snaks todaiy, pleeeze can Iy havfe 4 sammon tackos beefor Iy starvfe? (I am so starving, I have only had 2 breakfasts, 1 lunch, and three (17) snacks today. Please can I have 4 salmon tacos before I starve?)

It iz a ca’ats rihgt to advenchure, none madder waht Mombs saiy. (it is a cat’s right to adventure, no matter what moms say.)

Dids him saiy Sqkwerl???

Ooh grate picshurr Smilla! Yuo muszt be havfing a gud tiym on yuor trib Dahwn Unda! (Ooh, great picture Smilla! You must be having a good time on your trip Down Under!)

Yuoz now it Auggie! No meets ar savfe frum the me! (You know it, Auggie! No meats are safe from me!)

Yuo ar so rite, ma frend 😢 Wy do the hooms not havfe tiym to plaiy 😭 (You are so right, my friend. Why do the humans not have time to play?)

(I had the house to myself all weekend, hehehehe)

Oughe Shadow, ov corse Iy boop the yuo! (Oh Shadow, of course I boop you!)

A tabby cat wearing an emoji blue baseball cap is asleep on a cushion which is on top of a red upholstered ottoman. He has an emoji feast with him - shrimp, chicken drumstick, cheeseburger, meat, and some kind of tropical drink with a lime. Grease and crumbs all over the cushions, someone is going to have to clean this up!

Iy had da howse to mineselp allll weekent, ohohohehehe

Flanoy, yuoz drinkz ar the bessstest… gud thign Iy dun’t havfe a bedtiyme! (Flanoy, your drinks are the best… good thing I don’t have a bedtime!)

*drool*

A gray tabby cat in a leather jacket and white t-shirt, carrying an emoji champagne bottle.

Yezzzzz, tiym to parrrrtayyy (Yessss, time to party!)

Hapi hapi birttdae! 🎉