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Have I mentioned SMBC's ad-free patreon page?

Have I mentioned SMBC's ad-free patreon page?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - WaaS
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waas

Have I mentioned SMBC's ad-free patreon page?

1 hour ago 4 0 0 0
Should this be rated NSFW?

Should this be rated NSFW?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standard
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/standard

Should this be rated NSFW?

1 day ago 5 1 0 0
I read a guy the other day saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material.

I read a guy the other day saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nigh
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nigh-2

I read a guy the other day saying all cognitive tasks will be automated, so it's important to stay flexible, and all I can figure is he was imagining humans would make a good building material.

2 days ago 10 2 0 0
The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!

The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dial
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dial

The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!

3 days ago 12 1 1 0
I'm pretty sure this is how Stoicism works, just more douchey.

I'm pretty sure this is how Stoicism works, just more douchey.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dreams
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dreams-2

I'm pretty sure this is how Stoicism works, just more douchey.

4 days ago 16 2 0 0
The key is to put the self-on-fire at the beginning of the video and promise to show that it technically cures cancer, but only if you watch to the end without skipping.

The key is to put the self-on-fire at the beginning of the video and promise to show that it technically cures cancer, but only if you watch to the end without skipping.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Same
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/same-3

The key is to put the self-on-fire at the beginning of the video and promise to show that it technically cures cancer, but only if you watch to the end without skipping.

5 days ago 10 1 0 0
Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of Echidnas.

Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of Echidnas.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Forbidden
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/forbidden

Later it turns out the duck was getting with a porcupine and had a litter of Echidnas.

6 days ago 13 5 1 0
Brought to you by the All Theodicy compilation of SMBC, coming 2035.

Brought to you by the All Theodicy compilation of SMBC, coming 2035.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Infinite
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/infinite-2

Brought to you by the All Theodicy compilation of SMBC, coming 2035.

1 week ago 7 1 0 0
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Brought to you by Zach hasn't studied physics in years and is trying to read through the famous Mike and Ike quantum computing textbook.

Brought to you by Zach hasn't studied physics in years and is trying to read through the famous Mike and Ike quantum computing textbook.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Easier
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/easier

Brought to you by Zach hasn't studied physics in years and is trying to read through the famous Mike and Ike quantum computing textbook.

1 week ago 4 1 0 0
She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.

She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Witch
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/witch-2

She immediately starts building a child-size oven in a house made of candy.

1 week ago 20 2 1 0
The only offputting part is when the young burst out later.

The only offputting part is when the young burst out later.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stage
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stage

The only offputting part is when the young burst out later.

1 week ago 41 18 0 0
It's not about the humanicide, it's about avoiding awkwardness.

It's not about the humanicide, it's about avoiding awkwardness.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Peace
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/peace-3

It's not about the humanicide, it's about avoiding awkwardness.

1 week ago 15 0 0 0
He got cursed with it after that time Jesus yelled at a fig tree.

He got cursed with it after that time Jesus yelled at a fig tree.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Log
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/log

He got cursed with it after that time Jesus yelled at a fig tree.

1 week ago 13 0 0 0
Does this change my imaginary Erdos number to a complex number?

Does this change my imaginary Erdos number to a complex number?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Spheres Part 5
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spheres-part-5

Does this change my imaginary Erdos number to a complex number?

1 week ago 4 0 0 0
The survivors try to escape on a trolley but get derailed when they swerve toward five people.

The survivors try to escape on a trolley but get derailed when they swerve toward five people.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mary
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mary

The survivors try to escape on a trolley but get derailed when they swerve toward five people.

2 weeks ago 8 1 0 0
We will have had peace immediately!

We will have had peace immediately!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Will
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/will-2

We will have had peace immediately!

2 weeks ago 13 1 0 0
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I think I'm the only one who likes the clowns are a species jokes, but by GOD I love them.

I think I'm the only one who likes the clowns are a species jokes, but by GOD I love them.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Borax
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/borax

I think I'm the only one who likes the clowns are a species jokes, but by GOD I love them.

2 weeks ago 13 2 1 0
Suddenly regretting that I didn't just draw a word for word graphic novel of the entire book twice.

Suddenly regretting that I didn't just draw a word for word graphic novel of the entire book twice.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hi
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hi

Suddenly regretting that I didn't just draw a word for word graphic novel of the entire book twice.

2 weeks ago 9 1 0 0
It's inoperable thanks to the yellow sun of Earth!

It's inoperable thanks to the yellow sun of Earth!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Super
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/super-3

It's inoperable thanks to the yellow sun of Earth!

2 weeks ago 7 0 0 0
You can't see it from this angle, but the kitty has an AK.

You can't see it from this angle, but the kitty has an AK.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bad
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bad-4

You can't see it from this angle, but the kitty has an AK.

2 weeks ago 17 1 1 0
When I was a kid, I wondered why all adults are crazy. Now I wonder how any are sane.

When I was a kid, I wondered why all adults are crazy. Now I wonder how any are sane.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Special
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/special-5

When I was a kid, I wondered why all adults are crazy. Now I wonder how any are sane.

2 weeks ago 7 1 0 0
The most valuable thing he owns are old Pokemon cards, so the Viking has to create an eBay account to complete the job of looting.

The most valuable thing he owns are old Pokemon cards, so the Viking has to create an eBay account to complete the job of looting.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Loot
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/loot

The most valuable thing he owns are old Pokemon cards, so the Viking has to create an eBay account to complete the job of looting.

3 weeks ago 13 3 0 0
You also have chickenbutt, but honestly it's the least of your worries.

You also have chickenbutt, but honestly it's the least of your worries.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/up-4

You also have chickenbutt, but honestly it's the least of your worries.

3 weeks ago 8 0 0 0
Anyone who thinks the humanities makes people more expansive should spend four minutes in an English department meeting.

Anyone who thinks the humanities makes people more expansive should spend four minutes in an English department meeting.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humanities
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/humanities-2

Anyone who thinks the humanities makes people more expansive should spend four minutes in an English department meeting.

3 weeks ago 11 3 0 0
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Later, it puts him in a corner and forgets about him for six months.

Later, it puts him in a corner and forgets about him for six months.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Water
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/water

Later, it puts him in a corner and forgets about him for six months.

3 weeks ago 14 0 0 0
Later, while he's crying on the floor she wedgies him without mercy.

Later, while he's crying on the floor she wedgies him without mercy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cure
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cure-3

Later, while he's crying on the floor she wedgies him without mercy.

3 weeks ago 16 0 1 0
S and S is a form of S and M.

S and S is a form of S and M.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shocks
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/shocks

S and S is a form of S and M.

3 weeks ago 5 0 0 0
This comic is for an audience of one, named Kelly.

This comic is for an audience of one, named Kelly.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humor
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/humor-2

This comic is for an audience of one, named Kelly.

3 weeks ago 7 0 0 0
Later she has to decide if broadcast fertilizing a lake without telling her is a kind of cheating.

Later she has to decide if broadcast fertilizing a lake without telling her is a kind of cheating.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Noble
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/noble-2

Later she has to decide if broadcast fertilizing a lake without telling her is a kind of cheating.

4 weeks ago 9 1 0 0
There should be demotivational youtube math videos. Just to be different.

There should be demotivational youtube math videos. Just to be different.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Phi
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/phi

There should be demotivational youtube math videos. Just to be different.

4 weeks ago 10 2 0 0