Breathe in that fresh city air!

Wait, don't do that, it's probably not healthy. Seriously, ugh, rush hour smog.

Someone buy me a tropical island. That was the best part of Krakoa.

quill

so much spider activity and then suddenly a silk, too!

my gwen accounts drums a siren song for me right now.

Love to see him go, love to watch him leave.

...

What the 💀💀💀💀 is wrong with me?

Anyone have a good therapist?

It's okay. You go play your game. Find me when you're done.

Is it bad that I think the crazy is actually hot?

Shut up ... Whatever your name is. God, I need to start asking names before hooking up. And don't say Peter Parker!

"Okay, okay, and that portal drops us into a pool or something, preferably surrounded by hot guys, maybe a little barbecue, I like where you're going with this."

"Can't you just portal us to safety?"

The 'blame Spider-Man' act was lame when you first used and it's lame now. You know I don't need a reason to bully him. Don't give me reason to bully you.

Don't say 'Yepperoni' or I'll be forced to give you a wedgie.

"Illyana, putting air bags under his seat doesn't count as an ejector seat. Not that I'm saying we won't do it, but you gotta, like, call it by the right term."

He's like Beast's uncle with questionable mafia ties.

"Then you shouldn't have taken it to begin with. But since we have a rocket engine on hand and we're attaching it to Scott's car, I don't think anyone will want it back by the time we're done."

"... why?"

"Yes ma'am! I won't even ask where you got a literal rocket engine. I'm assuming portals."

"See, this is the fun Illyana I can get behind."

Okay, but, like, I'm trying to talk about the /sexy/ ones here, not your weird edge cases.

Not a clue, but you're a teenager so I assume it was a colourful, edgy insult.

Is it cannibalism if they eat him after, like, soaking up his consciousness?

You're too young to use language like that.

Like they ate him?

So what happened to the guy? Is there just some sexy dude in a coma in another dimension somewhere while a bunch of spiders run around pretending to be him?

Shoo!

Ew, teenager, get away from me.

Okay, but, like, did each of the spiders get bitten by a smaller, more radioactive spider? Because I was talking about the ones that got bit, not some, like, weird kinky spider orgy, OMG, ew.

So, like, are any of the Spider-People not hot? Is that one of the things that happens when you get bitten by a radioactive spider? Like I'm lucky, I'm naturally hot, but the X-gene does a number on some people, trust.

"Yeah but nobody /actually/ pays attention to the Daily Bugle but, like, if people keep repeating it then it's, like, actual gossip and stuff!"

"Okay, Stack, you can't just go around /saying/ stuff like that, OMG!"