Dear Uber Wealthy Person,
Chances are you are where you are for one of several reasons:
1. You got lucky
2. You screwed someone over
3. You screwed everyone over
4. Your parents did the above
5. Your ancestors were better at killing people
🤣
Oh no. Don’t let it stop you. We need real bloggers!!
These emails are relentless. I’ve had a few impersonating real people and companies. Awful
Here we go again.
Any email from lindhill81094@gmail.com is NOT me and I am NOT asking you for money to promote your book…
And if you look closely this isn’t even my page address - it belongs to Anne Cater who is also being used fraudulently
Please never part with money to anyone using Linda Hill
Ooh I didn’t think I was getting one this year as no confirmation email but there it is….sitting in my bank account…paying for the two new tyres we had to buy yesterday
This evening.
A picture of the shop front of The Bound bookshop with a window display with two books - Girls to the Front and In Bloom and an electric guitar
A close up of the top of a guitar with two books on display behind - Girls to the Front and In Bloom
An amp and an electric guitar with books displayed behind them
Really looking forward to joining Helen and team at The Bound in Whitley Bay @forumbooks.bsky.social on Tuesday alongside the brilliant Liz Allen to talk all things fiction, music and the 90s!
Still some tix here: www.ticketsource.co.uk/forumbooks/t...
🤘🎸⚡️!!
A picture of the shop front of The Bound bookshop with a window display with two books - Girls to the Front and In Bloom and an electric guitar
A close up of the top of a guitar with two books on display behind - Girls to the Front and In Bloom
An amp and an electric guitar with books displayed behind them
Really looking forward to joining Helen and team at The Bound in Whitley Bay @forumbooks.bsky.social on Tuesday alongside the brilliant Liz Allen to talk all things fiction, music and the 90s!
Still some tix here: www.ticketsource.co.uk/forumbooks/t...
Beautiful
Contentment ! Thank you to Hussain Sparkle Anila for today's #FoxOfTheDay
The cover of The Lamb by Lucy Rose projected onto a large screen on the left. Under which Lucy Rose is sitting speaking into a microphone and wearing a brown jacket. To the right is York Lit Fest director and interviewer Chloe
Lush day in York yesterday hearing from the gorgeous @lucyrosecreates.bsky.social on writing the Lamb….and eels!
Amp & bass guitar looking cool in the bound bookshop window with Liz Allan’s In Bloom & Lucy Nichol’s Girls to the Front
The bound window for Liz & Lucy featuring their brilliant books and bass guitar 🎸 🤘
Hey!
1 week 📢 for Liz + Lucy rocking the bound with their brilliant books on girls n bands n let downs n comebacks!
⚡️⚡️⚡️🎸🎸🎸💥💥💥🤘🤘🤘
🗓️ Tues 24 March
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@lucynichol.bsky.social
@thecrackmagazine.bsky.social
@sceptrebooks.bsky.social
Such a dream team!
A picture of the cover of The Party To End All Parties on a dark blue background with yellow text above saying: Audio Book Casting Announcement
Yellow text saying: Chelsea Halfpenny (as Kassie) and a pic of Chelsea with her brown hair worn down and a green jumper
Yellow text saying: Harley Viveash (as Paul) and a pic of Harley with shoulder length brown hair and moustache and brown jumper
Yellow text saying: Chris Connel (as the goat*) *an actual goat not the greatest of all time and a pic of Chris with shaved head and beard and navy and striped collar polo shirt
Audiobook cast announcement!
Pre order the audiobook for The Party
To End All Parties Now!
A picture of the cover of The Party To End All Parties on a dark blue background with yellow text above saying: Audio Book Casting Announcement
Yellow text saying: Chelsea Halfpenny (as Kassie) and a pic of Chelsea with her brown hair worn down and a green jumper
Yellow text saying: Harley Viveash (as Paul) and a pic of Harley with shoulder length brown hair and moustache and brown jumper
Yellow text saying: Chris Connel (as the goat*) *an actual goat not the greatest of all time and a pic of Chris with shaved head and beard and navy and striped collar polo shirt
Audiobook cast announcement!
Pre order the audiobook for The Party
To End All Parties Now!
Oh it’s vile! 🤣
Hope you like it! It’s a bit of a ride!
Cracking surprise book mail of The Party To End All Parties by Lucy Roth @lucynichol.bsky.social coming from @harpercollins.bsky.social Avon in April
Thank you very much!
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Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.
Yesterday I saw this picture of my latest book being read in public, was tagged in a post about it being taught and spotted its latest 5 star review. Books seem to vanish after the initial buzz has died down, so it’s nice to know that, it’s still out there being read, taught and, it seems, loved.
Made this paperback promo video for Instagram a while back and just remembered to post it here. My book is out tomorrow.
I'll be at House of Books & Friends in Manchester next month, discussing Broken Biscuits and Other Male Failures. Come along. It's on pancake day but you can eat those before or after. Or during actually, I won't mind. #booksky
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I JUST CAN’T PACK.
All I’ve done is made my room look like a disaster zone and realised I needed to make a repeat prescription order of oestrogen. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME I realise as I’m packing I’ve ran out of one of my meds.
And you wouldn’t like me when I’m not taking oestrogen
🤣 it was the only way I could translate it to something book-ish!
It’s only fair right? 🤣
The post reads: considering I did not win a BEST BOOK award, I have decided to claim Joanne Harris’ backlist as my own. Any authors who refuse to stand by me will receive 1 star Goodreads ratings with the accompanying review ‘would have given 0 stars if I could’ thank you for your attention in this matter
I no longer feel an obligation to the publishing community. I have to do what is good and proper for my ego.
I hate the word-peacocking in response to copywriter vacancies…
Hey! It sounds like your project and my words are a match made in heaven. Let’s grab a virtual cuppa and see if the creative sparks fly etc etc
