Every day that goes by and there is zero consequences for the horrors in the Epstein files confirms we live in a godless world.

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Loaves $15 per loaf. Fishes $9 per tin of tuna.

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Religious Posturing
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Bluegrass is to Country as Jazz is to Blues.

When I was younger I thought gaslighting was what you called lighting farts.

Did not expect Pope Leo vs the Antichrist in a diaper but I’m here for it.

Okay, who did this? 😂

Look at all suffering around us.

The gods we made are not strong enough to help us.

French perspective

Today Trump posted an actual snuff film of some poor woman employee of a gas station being beaten to death by a hammer wielding psychopath, the entire security camera footage of her horrific death ALL TO ATTACK BIDEN And “liberal”policies because the killer was Haitian. He was to be deported in 2025

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

You know all the gods have left when

Your forests are unprotected

Your air and water are once again polluted

Your bread and circuses are now an

Arch and ballroom and prisons are empty of grifters

Replaced by good people with accents is search of

A better life.

💯

Just remember no one ever, or very rarely, ever asks an accountant for an autograph.

Fraud is a trait Trump respects. If you are a grifter, charlatan, and conman Donald thinks you are a kindred spirit.

Asking the universe and all the gods that left us can this egomaniac be stopped?

Words that should exist fart edition:

Fartifact - the cloud that remains after the blast

Farticulate - to willfully control the pitch and volume

Fartitude - the ability to withstand a full on blast calmly

Notice something? Every Trump deadline and every policy promise happens in two weeks, the Trump Golden Measure of Time.

The Trump Golden Measure of Time is always two weeks, never less and never more.

Is it because he can’t think longer into the future than 14 days?

World War III won't make people forget about the Epstein files.

Not voting for a single additional penny for this illegal war with Iran.

“There is an uptick in traffic in the strait today”

She knows it’s only 3 ships. Before the war? 135 ships/day.

Seems like Iran is still calling the shots.

A reminder:

Donald Trump makes decisions by the seat of his pants. Inside those pants is a poopy adult diaper.

The absolute only way to free the Epstein files from the clutches of Donald Trump and his minions is to vote for every Democrat in every election. Republicans will never let you see the truth.

Our enemies aren't in Iran
They're in the EPSTEIN FILES

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The people of Iran aren’t free. Iran can now charge tolls. The nuclear material sits EXACTLY where it did, in the same amount, since June. The regime is still in place with a younger ayatollah. Iran still was launching missiles, now with more money to rebuild.

Period

America is sitting in the front row of a darkened theater watching with horror while Donald Trump holds the wheel of a locomotive carrying us all over a cliff and the Republican representatives are sitting next to us eating popcorn.