all women are my sisters but all women whose bodies wont let them bear children are extra my sisters

me i mean me i mean me i mean me i mean

Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

4-6 weeks, i’d say?

"okay but what if Iran decides to blow up *Tel Aviv* completely unprovoked" ok so first of all at this point it is impossible for anyone in the area to do anything against Israel that counts as unprovoked

if a student needed to contact home, there was two phones at the front office

if home needed to contact a student, they’d call the front office and then the front office would call me

i taught for two years in an (american) school that had this policy and it was about as obnoxious as you’d expect. the only exception i recall was for diabetic students, everything else was banned at all times

yeah the womb sad is the one thing that can take me from 0 to -100 in second. if u figure out a good trick please let me know 🙏

i love when individual pokémon have their own wikipedia articles. like damn you go girl!

the prophecy

art:the-office 10 Magic cards found where the illustration contains “the-office”

click at your own risk:

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these ones are just reskins of existing cards, at least. the cards that *only* have a spiderman version are way more offensive to me personally

i feel obligated to point out that one piece does (in-universe)

why do things like this never happen to me

ooh i think house of sand and fog has to be the winner

all these girls named may june august april. where are the octobers at

pyrrhic victory for all the punctuation freaks (me)

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sorry boss i’ll work on that

encouraging new trans women to take names like Lilith and Zoey because i think it's really important to keep cultural traditions alive with the next generations

ps: scribblehub, please strip me of the prestigious “updates once a week” medal. i am not worthy

new memoir chapter! this one is about another insane early-transition interaction i completely forgot about

very annoying that writing and creating and putting something out into the world for ppl to enjoy makes me feel better. who can i complain to about this

“a portrait of the artist as a young man” is missing the ‘and’ part but uses non-proper nouns

not to undermine the point here but i feel like there’s got to be some classic book title that fits this formula. closest i’ve found is “the strange case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde”

this is so real i’ve been trying to wear down bf for months

!!!!!!!

could also be hull slop. you only like it because it’s ships

ok it would obvi be too busted but prepped land with crop rotation would be really cool

i’m always saying this

mimikyu :)

i’m surprised 4x weaknesses are still in pokémon. just seems like the sort of thing they’d have gotten rid of by this pt