I think I’ve become numb to surprises for the next 2 1/2 years

Someone referred to another dude of lower morals and intellect as “soup fork” and the only thing I can think of is “writing goals”.

Nutlick is truly an imbecile

How to Paint a Cat

I could smell Kash Patel’s fuel engine breath over his allegations of fake news. Dude, your crazy, blood-shot eyes don’t lie, but you do, a lot.

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Splatoon Raiders – Fecha de lanzamiento confirmada.
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YASSSS!!!

Bye Tim, thanks for…nothing.

This sometimes happens to my Amazon deliveries. Where can the satellite log a complaint? Blue Origin’s customer service? And do they get 1-month free trial to Amazon Prime for the troubles?

What gave it away? His sociopathic behavior? His narcissistic nature? His delusions of grandeur? Oh! Him depicting himself as Jesus? THAT was the dead giveaway?!

We need more of this please and thank you

Do not chase the red dot, for it is an illusion.

Kitty Zen Master🐈‍⬛

#Caturday

Happy gaming!

Us ladies at 5’0” and shorter deeply thank you for your sacrifice, tall heroes, it is VERY appreciated!

John Travolta and Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction

Jesus and one of his 12 disciples

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

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If only the real Cheryl Hines had the presence of mind to question her husband’s decisions…

Dear NY: I’m super jealous that you have an awesome major

Don’t we all have doctors who sport halos instead of stethoscopes and don’t trip on their togas while running to save lives in their hospitals? Come on, man.

I’m cool staying with my “new community” of women right here in BlueSky rather than being discovered casually by a flawed algorithm as if I were a new species.

Digital illustration of a chibi Princess Mononoke, San, sitting on the forest floor, with her great white wolf, Moro sitting behind her with her chin resting on San’s head. They are surrounded by trees, vegetation, and little kodama, or “tree spirits.”

Princess Mononoke

😂😂😂

There is also a greater chance that this administration is led es by incompetent idiots. Just to clarify.

I’m only 15 lbs away from the same feat. Congrats! 👏🏽🙌🏽

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

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I heard someone is picking a fight with Pope Leo and boy, it’s going as well as you’d expect

Well done, Hungary! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

She knew all along, she just had to play nice long enough to get that hefty retirement and then speak about what she knew all along.

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