:(

mazda mechanic: did you try this issue with your partner's phone?

me: I don't have a partner.

Him: :(

Me: :(

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sorry to my lovely, religious, Yiayia WHO i am currently staying with for putting grindr.com on her ISP's record. i'm sure they won't question why an old greek grandma is visting that website.

BUT it's for a bit i'm doing i SWEAR.

chat do I continue

he opened with 'B' and this is the deepest conversation I've had on Grindr in 10 years.

my profile is just 'B'

is he calling me the loser or-

they couldn't even be bothered to correct the grammar oh my lawd

enjoy my phat cock

me preparing to make a youtube video on resident evil requiem:

unfortunately, tonight's Gogglebox episode is playing Heated Rivalry right in front of my yiayia and my mother's salad.

literally my worst fear coming true as we speak

what the HELL is 2 years in Dagestan and forget mean and why do people keep commenting that on my tiktoks

Guess what my voice clip was in response

and what if I said heated rivalry had the better coming out scene than stranger things??

it appears that my endless manifestations of wanting a hot sugar daddy might become true. Merry Christmas everyone.

my chat updated my Grindr bio to this so I'll let you know if this works and I find my future husband

also constantly being told i look like johnny sins is also a plus too i'll take it. i'll have tiddies like that man soon enough.

god i fucking love creating content for youtube idc if it's corny to say this but it's what im meant to be doing all along bc it feels correct esp. when new people tell me that they love my take on gaming videos

what the fuck does this mean?

me when I put on The BakKery by cupcakKe:

(Snapped today, not my car but werk diva)

new cupcakKe album listener here... Is it normal to have to roll up your car window when you drive by people because something like "Fist Me" is playing? No? Just me?

being millenial is accidentally getting sucked into several clips of Glee on tiktok and then suddenly losing an hour of your time

regarding the Animal Crossing New Horizons update:

what a problem to have ☹️

bbno$ - bing bong (feat. VNLLA)

bbno$ - bing bong (feat. VNLLA) YouTube video by bbno$

me finally becoming a bibinos stan:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Px1...

duality of my YouTube comments pt 2:

the duality of your video going viral:

ELIZABETH TAYLOR GAG ME GIRL

SPOTIFY NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE CRASHING YOU FUCK

tind*r introduced a double date feature and now my friends can go on a double date with me and watch me get ghosted for the umpteenth time 🫩