my sister texts me saying the singer of AFI is hot now. Like he hasn’t been hot for the last 20 years.

hope you win the actual lotto after this :(

Peter Dutton’s line that having a strong public sector is about “pleasing the unions” is just wrong. It is about providing decent services to Australians, something he clearly doesn’t care about. He wants to return to mass outsourcing to their favourite consultants #insiders

how was it?! i want to see it but i’m a scardy cat

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Zverev showing his true angry colours

A reminder that the Vic Govt has used scares over anti-semitism to propose laws that are mostly going to affect climate-change protests.

when someone mentions w*yne c*rey in their speech

i love massage chairs. i wish i wasn’t so embarrassed to sit with the old european men in the middle of shopping centres.

go woke go really good at cricket

thank you lovely! makes me want to go back to the side part tbh 👀

baby sister got married. north won a flag.

thank u 🙏🏻 it is bad at the best of times but get me on a hot day when i am pmsing and there will be tears

3 premierships, 6 all australians, 2 club b&f, a league b&f and still only 27. queen shit.

very hit and miss unforts. my sister bought a bed from them and it’s a level above trash tbh but i have a chair and i love it

everyone at the w awards is a woo girl and i’m here for it

telling everyone i’m teary because i’m happy but really it’s because I’m in a wedding on grand final day

day for it!!!!

first mens test ☺️
david warner in commentary ☹️

highly recommend going to get foot massages with your bestie every now and then ☁️

matilda scholz you are a fucking superstar

gemma houghton i would die for you

me watching my follower notifications hoping my tw*tter mutual follow me here