Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Oh god please drink more water.

How the fuck do ironing boards wirk?

I loveeeee

Only one at the gym during furry con.

this cures what ails me every time

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

Naughty but cute snuggles, anyone? :3c

November sketch from P-site!

Ooooh! Happy birthday!!! 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

Enrapured by the abyssal expanse, my vision and essence belong to the depths of the Atlantic.

(I forgot my glasses and deodorant on the boat)

pov

Big, fat Manchamp with all four hands holding the wrists and ankles.. 🫠🫠🫠

Furry con cologne.

Haha. Im happy I could trade you a laugh for multiple changing of seat positions 😘

😳😳 🥵🥵 *puts in headphones cause still at work*
This song has given me strength.

Con fit.

giant red flaming letters read "BINGO" totally free come win prizes limited cards available in the fraser room, thursday 6:30 to 7:45 pm

Gonna be hosting my first panel / event at @howloween.ca

BINGO!

We'll be in the fraser room on thursday the 23rd from 6:30 - 7:45 !

Come hang out in an eerily quiet room while tension steadily grows with each called number until you are swear and uncomfortable and hopefully win a prize idk

📼 no. 10: Lisa Frankenstein.

Score one for the monster fuckers! Oozing with 80's vibes and... actual ooze, we get a vibrant revenge story through nostalgic tinted glasses. Some of the acting is a little off, and has more than a few WTF moments but still a fun watch.

🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️/5

📼 no. 9: The Pyramid.

Putting the Mid, back in Pyramid. Semi-found footage horror that had some really cool ideas and a promising setting should have made for a great time, but most of the characters being unlikable, and ps2 graphic cgi monsters really hold the whole thing back.

🎃🎃/5

📼 no. 8: The Monkey.

Holy shit. So, I had zero interest in this initially due to the tone of the trailers. This is hands down one of the best dark comedy horrors I've ever seen. Over the top, elaborate death scenes with cinematography by the same director of Longlegs was a perfect blend.

🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵/5

📼 no. 7: Paranorman.

Fully stop motion with lots of heart. One of the rare kids horror movies that balances the dark atmosphere without being too tame. Great characters, style and a great message. Will be watching again very soon.

"Ow, my b🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃bs!"/5

📼 no. 6: The Dead Don't Die.

Oh wow. Ok. So this one started promising then really started to lose steam for me. Lots of 4th wall breaking and just wanting to be a Wes Anderson movie so badly. However, Adam Driver and Tilda Swinton were hilarious and worth the watch.

🎃🎃/5

📼 no. 5: Longlegs.

Another solid banger. Super creepy and tense with a healthy dose of the supernatural. I was always looking for little things in the background. Satanic glam rock Nic Cage silences the lambs all over Ft. Langley.

Not 🎃nce, not 🎃🎃ice, but as many 🎃's, as he liiiikes!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃/5

📼 no.4: The Lighthouse.

I'm kinda surprised it took me this long to watch this one.

Another fantastic, dark, and stunning descent into madness by Eggers that leaves you questioning what truly is real and what is a nautical nightmare.

Just like his lobster, I was quite fond of this one.

🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞/5

Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

Pt.2

It ends on a final shot that is truly haunting. Just a genuinely good movie and will definitely be watching again.

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃's bouncing on it crrrrrazy styluhhh.