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Chris Luxon - Laser focused on going tit for tat with drunkle Winnie. #nzpol

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So the last two stuff polls, should luxon have been rolled was around 50/50 and todays ‘will the govt last till the election’ was 60yes/40no
Also petrol is coming down at the pump but CLuxon is too busy to have noticed otherwise the Facebook spam posts would have rolled out #nzpol #red26 #crational

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Just enjoying National and NZF feud atm. Kind of like family feud but without the prizes.
How long will Mum and dad keep fighting for??
#nzpol #crational #nzworst

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Imagine being a fly on the wall in the National meeting. I imagine it was like a springer episode but they were all standing around chanting Gerry, Gerry, Gerry #nzpol #red26 #crational

1 day ago 6 2 0 0

He is not the kind of guy to go have a beer with.

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Business confidence 1% wowee but I thought National was the party for business and getting the economy back on track? #nzpol #crational #red26

1 day ago 13 3 0 0
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So Cluxon didn’t get rolled. Will it be before the election? Highly doubtful as who wants to captain a sinking ship. In the mean time Simeon the chameleon, Bishoff and Nikkinoboats will be biding their time to become Leader of the opposition in November #nzpol #red26 #crational
#lyingluxon

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Will Luxon be walking the green mile tomorrow??
#nzpol

2 days ago 3 0 0 0

Also a deodorant salesman.

2 days ago 1 0 1 0
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So is Simeon the Chameleon gunning for the top job or will
Luxon take his portfolios away before he gets the chance? #nzpol #byefeluxia #red26

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Can’t wait to see the look on NZ first (worst)
Supporters faces when the govt their prophet Winnie joined with has a female leader after rolling Luxon. #nzpol

4 days ago 3 0 0 0

Fush n chups for tea?

4 days ago 0 0 0 0

So you think your schooling's phony
I guess it's hard not to agree
You say it all depends on money
And who is in your family tree
Right (right), you're bloody well right
You got a bloody right to say
Right, you're bloody well right
You know you got a right to say
Ha, ha, bye National #nzpol #red26

4 days ago 3 0 0 0
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Me When This Govt gets ousted in November #nzpol #crational #red26 #lyingluxon #byefeluxity

5 days ago 8 2 0 0

Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0
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Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country.

5 days ago 2 0 0 0
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Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country.

5 days ago 1 0 0 0
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record breaking 43% increase in Diesel, 18.6% increase ln Petrol. Well done National, pat on the back. #nzpol

5 days ago 20 5 0 0

Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country.

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0

Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country.

5 days ago 4 1 0 0

Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country.

5 days ago 0 1 0 0

Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country. #nzpol

5 days ago 2 0 0 0
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Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked the country
Goodbye mr luxon
Goodbye you fiend
You have been the one
You have been the one who wrecked this country.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0
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Will giving himself a bs portfolio, and a matai
title he requested save luxycon
from the chopping block?? Who will roll him? Bishflaps or Nikki noboats??? #nzpol #crational #red26 #byefeluxon

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

Exactly. Keep everyone scared to lose their jobs so they are grateful for tiny/no pay rise and wont join a union

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

So everyone in NZ 🤣

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

The other options are just as bad though

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