i'm trying out going by she/her for now btw, i'm never on here but just in case

listen to what is your name? btw he is so fucking good

PEAK

what is your name? - My Name Is... (2023)

"what"

"coop you have been on the black lodge for too long it seems, we need to get you up to speed with the latest trends like tralalero tralala and hawk tuah"

"yes gordon i have, it's a great game, but i don't get what it has to do with this 'delta rune' you speak of"

"coop what do you mean you don't know deltarune? have you never played the hit rpg from 2015 undertale?"

"Gordon what the fuck is a deltarune? is that another one of your monika belluci's dreams?"

"Coop you won't believe this, Deltarune tomorrow coop! can you believe it? it's finally here cooper"

type shit #twinpeaks

reminder that gordon cole supports trans rights

"i love you sheriff trueman" JUST KISS ALREADY

bruh it's just chess chill😭

i think eraserhead broke me

"shut up gordon, i'm gonna drink my coffe"

"please cooper don't leave, i can't raise the children alone"

"well gordon, i find it hard to believe that you are actually pregnant, so i think you should leave me alone right now, i need to investigate the murder of laura palmer"

"coop i can't hear you, speak louder you dumbass, what are we going to do with the baby"

"diane, it's 11:30 am, agent gordon is telling me that he is pregnant and somehow, i'm the parent, i think this has to be some joke, maybe i need some coffe"

"trust me cooper, i know you are the father we run the test and it all says it's you"

"gordon, what the fuck are you talking about? we never had any sort of sexual intercourse, that is imposible"

"agent cooper, i'm pregnant and you are the father"

i feel so weird using bluesky because of how different the timeline works between the two, maybe bluesky is a more peaceful side but i find it quite hard to interact with moots since most are on twitter now so idk what to do here

i haven't used bluesky since last year!

shut up fag-

I forgot to put my strawpage on blue sky
swoporepe.straw.page

you are very handsome

OMG, DID I JUST FUCK A MINECRAFT PINAPPLE?

understandable