interesting I don't think this is explicitly illegal where I am but they will definitely get on your ass if they find out regardless lol

I only get halfway 😭

Things get real bad I'll eat the beans outta my beanbag chair

I'm more in one of those "villain bound to a prison" situations what with the gravity and all

so about that

oh shit that's what "No, I'm Not A Human" must've been inspired by or traced for their guy

honestly so sad that the nazis don't even want them so they're stuck with us 😭

I can't imagine that going wrong in any way lmao

that's actually good though. it's unambiguously just people who want to say an actual slur but aren't emboldened enough to do so

humiliation fetish merch kinda goes...

hulusi and steel pans are on notice

everything I say is an artfully veiled sarcasm, a joke of such sophistication that anyone who falls into my meticulous trap of belief immediately reveals themselves a boorish rube of the highest caliber. whereas everything you say is an honest admission, a disgusting truth borne of an ugly soul

wait a minute this is just xcom: enemy within

If you're happy and you know it, just relax and enjoy. I'm not going to give you a chore

hoverboards 😔

one of the gens where it just dumps lava all over the floor everywhere is probably a good test lmao

not me on the web browser like ??????

Arino GameCenter CX looks distressed and the subtitle reads "The painful fight goes on."

me when I'm thinking about my campaign

mamon river syndrome

(evil advisor voice) now add a stealth system

damn my rogue player really gets around

if the buddhists were right then how come I'm so happy and well put together huh? (immediately bursts into tears)

ok but why are you on the nazi website?

it’s fun when multiple cat pfps like the same posts bc my notifications look like one cat saw it and shared it with their cat friends

sorry it's my fault they made me god at the end of infinity and I got a little carried away

It's so cool how correlation equals causation

"life sucks shit but have you considered it could be massively worse?" like yeah, yeah I have thanks mate

it's working on my end now retroactively. technology

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