TCG folks, does anyone have experience with or know anyone with a Phyzbatch 9000? My store is looking into a second card sorter and I'm curious about user experiences with this one

I'm writing a new, cooler bible with all of them

[explaining the horse girl gacha game] so a girl can't be her own mother, but she can be her own grandmother. If you have a group with stats you want you can have them take turns being the moms and—hey stop getting horny about this, do you want to win the Japanese Derby or not

Botox is on the table to address a complication as an ongoing thing, huge news for surgeons office selfie enjoyers

unbelievable, the lighting in the plastic surgeons bathroom was better than the patient rooms today 😔

zohran mamdani

with each passing hour that I say "I'm chillin'" the New Englanders grow more horrified at my heat tolerance

the heat wave cannot harm you if you simply do not show fear

is that a good number for an LGS to be at?

this isn't about anyone or anywhere in particular btw. I'm not normally bothered by a couple of jokes or comments, but the thing is that it's pervasive. Sometimes I can't dodge it anywhere and things hit critical mass

as someone with a family history and a couple of very tough anniversaries, it's incredibly difficult to exist in spaces that are so casual with suicide jokes

I have flown 3 times this weekend with no one but the mandate of heaven in the adjacent seat

she's taking me to all the Richmond landmarks

the luxury tier TSA pass

wait TSA pre-check is how much?

shit

for the low, low price of an orchiectomy you too can skip the complimentary groping before your 7 AM flight

I've already joked about doing this so count me in

Kafhime lesbians real @twinkofswords.bsky.social

hey card game oomfs, who's visiting me in Hartford this weekend?

A crowned saint reclines and touches their chest with red, skeletal arms. They are pierced by a number of blue crosses, and are bleeding from the wounds.

Two saints look with wonder upon a red sphinx, a blue seraph, and a yellow ophan surrounding an eight-pointed white star and heptagonal void.

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Usul, we have popesign the likes of which even GOD has never seen

two girls, one consumed by a dark mass with many hands, the other reaching for her

i'll reach you

The silly snoozer

new co-worker started yesterday

DEF calling my face gentrified now though

I *think* saying it as loud as I did to a stranger is faux pas, usually the girls err a little hush hush about getting work done

the girl helping me color match makeup today complimented my face and without thinking I replied "thanks! my surgeon did a great job :)"

I'm not sure I know how to talk to cis people anymore

good luck!!

getting you this as a crop top