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Posts by Cobra Commander

These Deep Fakes are getting scary! This never happened!

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

This FOOL needs to be ARRESTED for attacking Extensive Enterprises! This blatant hateful speech towards the 1% minority needs to be banned NOW! - THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER-CC

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

R.G.P in action…Revenue Generating Policing

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Get up trooper! DESTRO!! THIS… THIS is all YOUR fault!

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

No need to struggle in silence my world domineering friends!

2 months ago 8 0 2 0

People of America, this would not be happening if you would just make ME your new leader. I promise to bring grocery prices down, you will no longer be forced to forage in your backyard! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -CC

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

Someone’s thinking rather highly of themselves, time to pull back on my leash and remind this treasonous FOOL who is in charge! -CC

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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I really need to update the employee code of conduct to stop this kind of frivolous activity!

2 months ago 6 0 0 0

Less standing around you fools and more blue lasers!!!

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Even I, Cobra Commander, supreme leader of COBRA… would not hire this nut job, and believe me I’ve hired plenty of nut jobs in the past! Total LOSER! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

…are we there yet??!…

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

…I’m always on the lookout to hire people with certain sets of skills….

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Another spy image of your typical lowest government bidder GI Joe hardware in action. Are these LOSERS even trying at this point? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER— CC

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

Fake pic, I have always and will always be a MAN!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

Driving cross country to let everyone know that I am NOT in the Epstein file… unlike that OTHER failed businessman bent on world domination by weaponizing other failed men to destroy democracy. There are certain things even I wouldn’t do!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

…and where would one acquire such devices? Asking for a friend… -CC

2 months ago 3 0 1 0
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The WINNER here is clear, one is a total WASTE of tax payer money, while the OTHER is a brilliant piece of engineering, some would say the BEST snow vehicle ever made! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER- CC

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Oh look. Another terrorist Joe who forgot where he parked! STOP wasting tax payer money on these total LOSERS!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER- CC

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

The Cannon Ball Toy Run cup will be MINE!!

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

That was MY plan, but some fool had to run his mouth and now those insufferable Action Force are on the lookout. I thought giving him the COBRA Peace Prize would occupy him long enough to keep his big mouth shut… I am surrounded by imbeciles! IMBECILES!!

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

What!! I love Minneapolis! I will not be sending my Internal Cobra Enforcement team there, you got your ICE mixed up! We don’t shoot innocent people in the head, we convert them! and I most definitely do not mess with kids!

2 months ago 7 2 1 0

EWWW… gross… intolerable, like watching your cousins kiss!!

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

Those pesky Joes are always on my mind!

2 months ago 6 0 0 0

What can I say CARMAX gave me a good deal!

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

The HISS is the winner here, everyone says so, it’s the best! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -CC

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Making bad look this good isn’t nearly as easy as some orange buffoons might think!

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Even I’m not this petty!!

3 months ago 4 0 1 0

You fools lost your keys again didn’t you??!!

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Rabble rousers!!

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

@destro better have refund check!!

3 months ago 3 0 0 0