These Deep Fakes are getting scary! This never happened!
Posts by Cobra Commander
This FOOL needs to be ARRESTED for attacking Extensive Enterprises! This blatant hateful speech towards the 1% minority needs to be banned NOW! - THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER-CC
R.G.P in action…Revenue Generating Policing
Get up trooper! DESTRO!! THIS… THIS is all YOUR fault!
No need to struggle in silence my world domineering friends!
People of America, this would not be happening if you would just make ME your new leader. I promise to bring grocery prices down, you will no longer be forced to forage in your backyard! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -CC
Someone’s thinking rather highly of themselves, time to pull back on my leash and remind this treasonous FOOL who is in charge! -CC
I really need to update the employee code of conduct to stop this kind of frivolous activity!
Less standing around you fools and more blue lasers!!!
Even I, Cobra Commander, supreme leader of COBRA… would not hire this nut job, and believe me I’ve hired plenty of nut jobs in the past! Total LOSER! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC
…are we there yet??!…
…I’m always on the lookout to hire people with certain sets of skills….
Another spy image of your typical lowest government bidder GI Joe hardware in action. Are these LOSERS even trying at this point? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER— CC
Fake pic, I have always and will always be a MAN!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC
Driving cross country to let everyone know that I am NOT in the Epstein file… unlike that OTHER failed businessman bent on world domination by weaponizing other failed men to destroy democracy. There are certain things even I wouldn’t do!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC
…and where would one acquire such devices? Asking for a friend… -CC
The WINNER here is clear, one is a total WASTE of tax payer money, while the OTHER is a brilliant piece of engineering, some would say the BEST snow vehicle ever made! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER- CC
Oh look. Another terrorist Joe who forgot where he parked! STOP wasting tax payer money on these total LOSERS!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER- CC
The Cannon Ball Toy Run cup will be MINE!!
That was MY plan, but some fool had to run his mouth and now those insufferable Action Force are on the lookout. I thought giving him the COBRA Peace Prize would occupy him long enough to keep his big mouth shut… I am surrounded by imbeciles! IMBECILES!!
What!! I love Minneapolis! I will not be sending my Internal Cobra Enforcement team there, you got your ICE mixed up! We don’t shoot innocent people in the head, we convert them! and I most definitely do not mess with kids!
EWWW… gross… intolerable, like watching your cousins kiss!!
Those pesky Joes are always on my mind!
What can I say CARMAX gave me a good deal!
The HISS is the winner here, everyone says so, it’s the best! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -CC
Making bad look this good isn’t nearly as easy as some orange buffoons might think!
Even I’m not this petty!!
You fools lost your keys again didn’t you??!!
Rabble rousers!!
@destro better have refund check!!