you white you the birthday frosting

You’re not Boyz n the Hood you’re Jeff in Accounting

white ppl posting about the saxophone getting louder no baby that’s the kazoo for you

if you’re in it for the bulge I’m sorry to say but you’re not a real spandex enthusiast real ones know it’s about the suit itself

I can’t believe I manifested Carter Vail in Silver Spandex Suit

why is my iPhone 15 judging my penis’ worth

we got to install MICROWAVE OVENS 😩

absolutely harrowing how the iPhone prevents you from making a sticker cutout of an image if it’s pornographic… how do they know

feel like Blight from District 7

Steve after mining:

I got something you can rehearse

I have got to get more Chicagoan (rude as fuck to anyone who does not financially benefit me)

cracked out off the C4 sorry everybody

does it count as a tour stop if I busk in the fucking train station

at least Melbourne tour stop is covered inshallah I can afford the flight fare which jsut tripled bc of Trump

popstars with far less talent having a team of 40 ppl doing this part for them and I have to do it all by My Self DURING my 12 hour shift at my full time day job I think I’m gonna be sick

who can get me booked in Toronto I literally don’t care if it’s someone’s house

100 Beavers ready to split

they literally said good luck booking that stage you speak of girl fuck you and beavers

apparently it’s Lesbian Visibility Week AND Work Zone Awareness Week, fems buy your butch a hi-viz vest! 🦺

he’s so hot…

why’s Mr. Met jacked now

OHHH PAPI 😍

good morning dad 🫂

gay esthetician in Chicago unfollowed me on IG bc it took too long for me to save up to get a facial by him

Stream Rhett Rhapsody

when the tree be way too strong

ooooo Neutral Genita

erroneously predicted this was an all girls year for music but these new boys are really giving it idk

Ethan Uno is next up I believe