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Have some self respect you absolute beg.

Rugby Union players have such shit haircuts.

Coronation Street fans hearing Eastenders bang on about its 40th birthday.

Why is giving something away for free on Gumtree such a harrowing experience?

The Sam Kerr case just really shines a light on how desperate some white guys are to try and hypothesise a situation where they would feel the need to call someone "stupid and black" and then speculate about how unfairly they'd be treated in the aftermath. Like what are you all so worried about?

Comedians who also do straight acting roles. Pick a side, I beg of you.

It's centrifugal motion, it's perpetual bliss, it's that pivotal moment, it's, ahhh, subliminal, this baby, this baby, it's criminal, this baby, baby, it's unstoppable.

Intrigued by the chaotic sounding kit clash.

Pub beer gardens closing at 10 is pure evil

Urgh I knew they were going to do this.

Apparently this cough I've had for 36 years is just post nasal drip.

What kind of class traitor grasses someone up in McDonalds!?

Absolute unit!

They should do a San Pellegrino vape that tastes of fizzy water.

No new followers today

When Gregg Wallace asked his female colleague how lesbians have sex, he basically admitted he's never a made a woman cum. That's the real take away in all of this.

In my defence, I never said that cultural impact extended beyond regional lesbian millennials in the UK.

No I don't think I will, thank you

Swarla has had the same cultural impact as Brookside 1994 lesbian kiss.

Riding the Mildmay Line.

Men, you can't put your bag on a seat during peak hours on the SUFFRAGETTE LINE of all places.

Tony Mortimer could write Babe but Gary Barlow could never write House Of Love.

Just saw your new boyfriend watching the High Performance Podcast on his phone whilst riding TFL's newly christened "Weaver Line".

I did like that Boybands Forever doco but i did also find it funny that you'd get people on it being like "...and then we heard him sing for the first time and the tone of his voice reduced me to tears". And then it'd be a clip of Lee from Blue doing the most bang average vocal you've ever heard.

Cirque De Soleil gives me the willies.

Low key obsessed with Pret's commitment to having no queueing system in place.

Saw your new boyfriend on BBC Breakfast this morning, talking about how he picked up ringworm at his local barber.

Trailblazing drag queen who can pen a gorgeous folk tune but also sells weapons and military grade equipment. Joan Arms-a-Trader.

Rod Stewart on the lookout for laydees at the UWCL fixture at Stamford Bridge last night. Pictured with his good friends Ethel Cain and Princess Diana.