Once you’ve voted, there should be some function on your tv that turns off all the political ads.

I went to an office staff party. Like a real party. With canapés. And refilled wine without asking. And servers on the left like at weddings. And nobody knew whose water glass was whose when we sat down. A real, very nice party.

Yeah? Get It On With Your Bad Self! - Seinfeld YouTube video by Alejandro Arispe III

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Oops sorry meant Julianne Moore! But all delightful weirdos!

I think this about Gillian Anderson’s collection on Criterion. But she’s such a weirdo. And so is Jake.

Trying to text surf and turf but my phone desperately wants it to say sure and turd

Editorial: Our endorsements for the Cook County Board of Review One of the biggest challenges facing the property tax process in Cook County is that the board and the assessor are using two different appraisal methods.

This Board of Review drama between Steele and Nicholson is on the level of Real Housewives. Like… I can’t vote for either of these people. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/19/i...

Legit stoked for Danny McBride’s forthcoming short story collection.

Wait. That video of RFK and Kid Rock working out in jeans is REAL?!?!

Why do people in Chicago call pop soda and beer pop?

Men are part of that caste system too. They just occupy a different role and position that they should also be suspect of. There are no opportunities in the proposed future.

I respect this research into the Heritage Foundation’s latest plan, especially spelling out what these longterm changes mean for women and girls. But the writers need to be more clear about the point. The point isn’t to be mean to women. The point is to create a caste system, levels of enslavement.

Hahaha our inner Weird Al is strong today.

Was not expecting Primate to go so hard into an 80s slasher! The music is 🤌

Unfair to sit here trying to work when the weather is gorgeous and the wifi is sketchy.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth speaking and gesturing at a microphone

Defense Dept. Weighs Ending Graduate Tuition Assistance at 34 U.S. Institutions https://bit.ly/4tH7YjE

Rewarded myself after working straight from 5am to 11am by taking a moment to crack my toe.

Moving mountains via helpdesk tickets today. Sigh. Sisyphus could never.

Sorry for the long list! So many I loved!

I’m convinced Tubi has shunted me into the demented things only category of viewers

I See You, Speak No Evil, John and the Hole, Stuck, Clear Cut, The Trouble With Harry/ The Trouble With Jessica, School’s Out, Targets, Persona, Dolores Claiborne

Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One Feds could be in your group chat

🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:

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ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting Officers claimed they were attacked, prompting one to open fire.

ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting

Pillen touts plan to open Turning Point USA chapters in every Nebraska high school • Nebraska Examiner Gov. Jim Pillen provided no specifics on how it would work. Nebraska followed Republican-led states with similar partnerships.

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Your favorite pizza place plays Kath and Kim on silent because Murder City Devils is on.

All singing voices are ahead of their time.

Sticking with Buffy through the Riley years is like…. 🫡😩😮😖💨

Back like a herny atterney

Oh my god I hit reply all 🫥

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."