Potatoes, cabbage, onion, green beans, garlic, chilli and halloumi in a dish straight out of the oven.

Dinner. Baked vegetables and halloumi. Om and indeed nom.

Scouser you say?

Look away now Arsenal fans…

Just get her to prescribe the good drugs, she can do that for you at least!

Adria! Get it seen to, you shouldn’t be walking around in pain.

It will if I find myself anywhere near it.

I’m tempted to burn the place to the ground, you know, for bants.

They’re great and I would gladly have you on my wall, alas Mrs Bee and I have different tastes in art. It’s a shame because I actually do like them.

Pint.

They love you 16.67% more than anyone else?

Thank you, I did. And in case I miss yours, happy early Birthday! 🥂

It was last Wednesday. I'm 51 yet I somehow still feel 15, although first thing in the morning I look 115.

April '75 here!

They're way better than Peak End Rule!

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I'm sorry, what? I thought I was older than you!

You've got it as well? Sometimes I forget to wear gloves in winter and when I try to undo a zip it's like I've got bananas instead of fingers.

That sounds painful. Are you back on your feet yet?

I feel I missed something important here. What happened?

She’s back with another one of those bot blocking tweets…

I’m happy to take his word on this one.

Liam Lolsenior

Literally any pizza from here. The locals were queuing up to get in so I knew it would be good, I just didn’t know how good.

pizzeriaallescalette.it

Not again? I really hope you and Marv can find a forever home this time.

Absolutely, even when the meal is chips.

But what does it taste like?

You look different somehow, I can’t quite put my finger on what’s changed. Have you done something to your hair?

stopped talking too then after a minute I said ‘well, if there’s nothing else…’ and left him sitting there. I have no time for posturing dickheads.

I’m once worked for a guy that intimidated his staff by bringing them into his office, asking them a leading question and then not saying anything. Usually the staff would get confused and start waffling, potentially incriminating themselves over some minor infraction. He tried it with me and I +

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Did ‘em last night!

I have another, older, Berghaus rucksak which has a much more robust zip than the one I sent for repair. Hopefully the new zip will be of similar quality.