Luigi in Ur Doorway

SUPER MARIO BROS. 2
NINTENDO 1988
NES

"Vibe coding" my ass.

- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -

DO NOT BE CONFUSED! These are TWO DIFFERENT movies about unrepentant pedophiles with the same title. Markus Schleinzer's 2011 pedophilia-themed drama MICHAEL is NOT the same movie as Antoine Fuqua's 2026 pedophilia-themed drama of the same title.

component cable hair ties go hard

love bluesky because the replies to this post immediately descend into people fighting about whether the minions would have worked for stalin

The cinematic equivalent of MJ's hair catching fire during the pepsi ad.

My expectations were low but holy shi

It's just going to be THIS at some point every week now huh?

Thanks Clod.

Okay Trick and Penta.

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

So they're just never going to circle back to the "who attacked Jacob" angle then

"Nuthin'?"

Me staring down my pathetic family in Double Dare, watching that toys'r'us shopping spree slip through my fingers:

Seriously, fuck that guy.

Also hey, debuting people on the main roster and having them lose. "But it's okay because it was a good match". LOVE that trope.

Every current champion save for Trick bores the fuck out of me.

Atticus Cogar and Sol Rica both very lucky that they didn't tear everything in their knees in Las Vegas.

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

No doubt during Smackdown.

Wrestlemania is over, which means expect the annual firing spree likely by week's end.

The story isn't WWE fans harassing talent at the hotel over WrestleMania weekend, which is gross. The story is why WWE let it happen. They were in Vegas last year. That city hosts a trillion events. There's no excuse for forcing wrestlers to fend for themselves. That's embarrassing.

The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

The Onion has found a Plan B for its attempt to turn the alt-right conspiracy site InfoWars into a parody of itself: they will be licensing the site from its court-appointed manager for six months and plan to hire Tim Heidecker of “Tim and Eric” fame to manage it: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Vinny loses it at Mecha Jackson

"Fuck TKO"

People who have willed themselves into believing it was ever any good save for maybe a segment or two.

A better night than last night but Hooooly fuck this company is just a fucking nothingburger of anything interesting or creative.