"Guys I just discovered The True Religion!!!"

"Is it a form of gnosticism again"

"............NO."

I feel like Jerry Orbach would've been a Columbo.

Much like Planescape Torment, the writing of Disco Elysium makes you forget that the actual action of doing things in the game world feels like *shiiiiit*.

Merle Haggard and Prince dying in the same month was an omen for how the rest of that year was going to go.

"What the fuck does the Malay Peninsula look like", a recurring issue with premodern maps.

Le Cirque du Crime?

Bort's actually better than most if not all of Naruto Shippuden last I checked which is kind of wild.

And Hunter X Hunter is *basically* over so you can pretend that it ended at Gon meeting his dad and it won't really change anything.

Bugs Bunny would stoop to *anything* to get Jordan on the Toon Squad.

JOURNALIST: Please, I'm begging you, whatever Stroessner is paying you, I can double it!
KEVIN: Papaya manadada!
[CHAINSAW NOISES AND SCREAMING ARE HEARD]

Bring back suits, pipes, horn-rimmed glasses, and the expectation that the public will know nothing of your crippling alcoholism until five years after your death.

Is the world ready for a fed run by Shane?

Orlando Bloom's evil twin, Jacksonville Bloom.

Spider-man is a loser who fights even bigger losers.

The ancient, unending hatred between Green and Yellow.

I'm not afraid of needles per se, but this chapter - where an earthquake snaps off the tip of an IV needle and it goes on an adventure in the patient's arteries - has come back to me every time I get a shot or get blood drawn since I was 14.

Seen here: Ozamu Tezuka escaping a forest fire he started and mocking a polio victim by telling him to run.

Don't worry, I'm sure the 2026-2027 Mets will be worse somehow.

They say that to this day, Black Jack is out there, still turning people into birds and granting sapience to malignant tumors.

But it's all cool, because Black Jack, who is to surgery what Jesus is to making wine, ripped the dead guy's face off an stuck it on the tailor. Black Jack than gave the tailor and his mother the millions of dollars the rich father paid him and they escape.

This is how like 60% of the stories go.

Black Jack can only fix the douchebag European tycoon's son by getting this tailor executed and stripping him for parts, a highly common story in Europe I am informed.

Oh good I've found Black Jack in english online, time to read some bullshit.

Except for you, Yellow, you've done nothing wrong.

The Girl Trainers of the first four generations of PokeSpec are all menaces to society and will one day kill us all.

Even Robert DeNiro in Casino, who's doing "legitimate" crime stuff, is pretty stressed out about the whole thing and honestly seems to be relieved to be stuck as a (successful!) regular bookie in California when it's all over (being an informant helped but no one making the movie knew that.)

We're open to progressive policy but are tired of liberals that's why we vote for Republicans.