He gave a riveting speech during the 5th annual Fort Bend Iftar.

We should be looking to leaders like Rep. Green for clarity at challenging moments like these.

Got to spend a moment with an American hero last night.

Thank you @algreen.house.gov for your service to Fort Bend County and beyond!

The way I would have responded with the same gif

Wow this thing has really blown up since I was last online

English muffins are so underrated

‘Find and Replace’ window with ‘women’ search query in Microsoft Excel

Laughing at what I just found open on my computer

A List of Old People Who I Believe Do and Do Not Know Who Mario Is Like, if you showed them a picture

I was thinking about this old piece I wrote for Gawker today, and have decided that King Charles, unlike his mother, could identify Mario. www.gawker.com/celebrity/which-famous-o...

Also list feeds still work just fine

Picture of Shake Shack drink cup.

We finally have a Shake Shack here in Fort Bend County!!

Hello people inside my phone

…a-are they actually called skeets?

Completed Tears of the Kingdom today. And by completed, I mean just the main storyline. I still have hundreds of other side quests and shrines to complete. What an amazing game!!

Thank you!! Happy to be here.

Is this thing on?